Second Leg to be Televised

[pasty]

Has anybody ever watched elephant football on Indian TV?

A bunch of untrained, weighty beasts, lumbering around a pitch and hoofing the ball in whichever direction is convenient at the time.

Reminds me of something...but I can't think what.

Well at least that untrained, weighty beast, lumbering around a pitch hoofing the ball in whichever direction is convenient at the time, seems to know where the goal is.

 

[BensGrandad]

Where did you get that picture of McLeod from

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Well at least that untrained, weighty beast, lumbering around a pitch hoofing the ball in whichever direction is convenient at the time, seems to know where the goal is.

<hastily checks The Laws of Association Football handbook>

Hmmm, well I can't SEE anything that says new signings are restricted to the two-legged variety...and he looks pacier than one or two of ours....

 

[Braders]

Has anybody ever watched elephant football on Indian TV?

A bunch of untrained, weighty beasts, lumbering around a pitch and hoofing the ball in whichever direction is convenient at the time.

Reminds me of something...but I can't think what.

don't be daft - thats Richards penalty vs City

 

[sully]

Once again, can i just thank my brother for getting married that day!!!

I blame you for not keeping him up to date with the fixture list.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

don't be daft - thats Richards penalty vs City

To be fair, you may be right.

Definitely looks like Withdean in the background.

 

[Blackadder]

Brilliant. If we're going to blow our big chance of getting to Wembley against the worst team in the country, I was looking for as small an audience as possible. In an ideal world even the Luton fans would be locked out.

Don't wish to be picky but Luton aren't the worst team in the country. If they hadn't had 30 points deducted they would be mid-table (admittedly in a league lower than ours)

 

[sully]

Don't wish to be picky but Luton aren't the worst team in the country. If they hadn't had 30 points deducted they would be mid-table (admittedly in a league lower than ours)

Ahem. There's also the small matter of the Blue Square Premier, Blue Square North & South, Rymans League, .......................

 

[Peter Grummit]

Edna, I think you are my favourite poster.

In E block we have adopted the moniker Twiggy for Mr McLeod in homage to the Royle family character.

"Can I have a leg please Barb".

PG

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In E block we have adopted the moniker Twiggy for Mr McLeod in homage to the Royle family character.

"Can I have a leg please Barb".

PG

"For starters, we're having Cup-a-soup, with a twist"

"Oooh [claps], what's the twist, our Denise?"

"It's in a bowl"

Twiggy

 

[Taybha]

Already booked my place! If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't even think about going.

How have you done that?when i rang i had to either be playing or a blind unidexter whith 2 weeks to live or so it seemed over the blower.

 

[Storer68]

Blimey. I hope someone's told The Samaritans..............

 

[Basil Fawlty]

This gives me a good reason not to Sky+ it. Because it will be Video nasty, espically after last night.

 

[house your seagull]

there will be a 'party' in the lass o gowry, charles street, manchester for all north western seagulls to attend.

the fanzine is providing pineapple and chedder on cocktail sticks. sales permitting.