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Scrambled egg on toast.
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Giant Seagull
That was textbook
Always put some cheddar in my scrambed eggs, marvellous
Either love it or you hate it
I could eat tea spoons of the stuff.
Not true! I can take it or leave it. Bovril, however, is DELICIOUS and is my spread of choice almost EVERY morning.
NickBHAFC18
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They shouldn't be barely cooked, runny, yellow and have faeces in them. But they should have a slight run to them. If you over cook them you ruin them.
I have my egg on the pan for about 30 seconds. Heat the pan as hot as you can, mix the egg with a little milk and a smudge of butter. pour into the pan and whisk briskly for 30 seconds and take off the heat and transfer to a plate for about a minute before consuming. They should be soft, not hard.
But eat to their own.
Yeah, this.
Lady Gull
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SIMMO SAYS
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This thread proves we must be going fecking delirious through lack of FOOTBALL!!!!!!! 
2 lucky fellas. Or girls. Or cafe owners. Or parents, siblings etc.
Lady Gull
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Well one was me
I guess most members don't stay around long enough to find out. Such a sad depiction of the world today.
Lady Gull
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The other is my son who can knock up a mean breakfast - I have taught him well
BlockDpete
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- Oct 8, 2005
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Agreed on scrambled eggs, but can I add try anchovies, very nice.
And something else nice on toast, is peanut butter. Its my late night snack before retiring.
And something else nice on toast, is peanut butter. Its my late night snack before retiring.
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Codner pharmaceuticals
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Chives - where are the chives??
skipper734
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Two things first. This quick and tasty breakfast is for single people with a Light bulb oven thingy. I am also aware that scrambling eggs in a microwave will make some of you very very angry. Tough!
Muffin
Bacon
Egg
Marmite
Throw the bacon in the JML oven, dial up about 8 Minutes, turn over after 4. Take a mug and crack the egg into it and whip it up with a fork.
Cut the Muffin in half and toast it, when toasted spread with Marmite and add the bacon. Having previously put the mug with the egg in the Microwave and dialled up 45 seconds, hit the button, when you hear the beep remove the mug and add the egg to the bacon on the Muffin.
Put the top of the muffin on the egg and squash it down a bit, pick it up and eat it. Lovely.
For Marmite haters, tomato sauce can be substituted. If you really want to faph about, poach the egg and add Hollandaise Sauce for proper Eggs Benedict.
Muffin
Bacon
Egg
Marmite
Throw the bacon in the JML oven, dial up about 8 Minutes, turn over after 4. Take a mug and crack the egg into it and whip it up with a fork.
Cut the Muffin in half and toast it, when toasted spread with Marmite and add the bacon. Having previously put the mug with the egg in the Microwave and dialled up 45 seconds, hit the button, when you hear the beep remove the mug and add the egg to the bacon on the Muffin.
Put the top of the muffin on the egg and squash it down a bit, pick it up and eat it. Lovely.
For Marmite haters, tomato sauce can be substituted. If you really want to faph about, poach the egg and add Hollandaise Sauce for proper Eggs Benedict.
Paris
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I tried putting blue cheese in my scrambled eggs a few weeks back. Very nice...if you like blue cheese that is.
Steve Foster
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Spider
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- Sep 15, 2007
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Posh girl
Is it possible for one thread to not contain this faux-internet flirting with anything Lady Gull posts?
marmite is f***ing awful
Either love it or you hate it
I could eat tea spoons of the stuff.
you are a right WRONGUN
