Scotland problem solved

[Phat Baz 68]

If they vote YES !!!
Then we wait a couple of years until they are bin rifling, on their knees searching for Wild Haggis and all drunk on whats left of their Whisky supplies (hang on a minute)

then ..... BANG !!!!

we invade as they will have no army except a few kilted , Claymore (sorry penknife) wielding, drunken 12 year olds with their faces painted blue and white.
We take back the country all fair and square as it is in War (if under the Geneva Convention)

TA DA !!! PROBLEM SOLVED...

 

[El Sid]

All we need to do is to stop sending them tankers full of Buckfast.
The no vote would be about 92%.

 

[Don Quixote]

Right. . .

 

[Simster]

Why post this drivel? Did you read it back and think "yes, must post that - that's hilarious"?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

The school holidays get longer and longer don't they?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Why post this drivel? Did you read it back and think "yes, must post that - that's hilarious"?

Indeed. If if it REALLY needed posting at all, could it not have been added to one of the countless existing Scotland threads?

Look. At. Me.

 

[LargeHadronZugzwang]

Half of Scotland is owned by 432 Landowners or Lairds. The stark disparity of inequality has not been addressed. They've already got too many idiots waving their guns about.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Why post this drivel? Did you read it back and think "yes, must post that - that's hilarious"?

Nail. The. On. Head. Hit. The.

 

[Hyperion]

....."if under the Geneva Convention".

Classic