Scents to attract the ladies....

[FloatLeft]

Grey Vetiver by Tom Ford will attract the sophisticated ladies.

 

[Questions]

A woman at work asked me what I was wearing once and I told her that it was Jizz. I meant Jazz but maybe it was a Freudian slip, I dunno.

 

[BadFish]

Fear and desperation usually, with mixed results

Don't knock it, thats how I met my wife.

Try to avoid tailing and stalking that tends to get a bit creepy and rapey......and those court orders tend to put a damper on the romance.

 

[Grapes of Wrath]

Depending on how sophisticated your taste is in women there is the unique and very earthy 'John Westwood Musk' that I recall pervading a railway compartment enroute to a game verses Pompey. Combined with the irresistible allure of body hair, tattoos and a big bell - guaranteed to turn a ladies head (the other way), failing that it will down an elephant at 100 paces.

Stood next to him in the Queens Head a few seasons back, he stank like a Polecat!

 

[HalifaxSeagull]

Fahrenheit always got the nuts emptied in the 90s.

Worked for me too! Mix it with Escape and there'd be girls everywhere!

 

[One Love]

Fanny juice

I like the English version but I'd stay away from the American.

 

[Baldseagull]

I like the English version but I'd stay away from the American.

Quality.

 

[The Wookiee]

A woman at work asked me what I was wearing once and I told her that it was Jizz. I meant Jazz but maybe it was a Freudian slip, I dunno.

Similar question was posed to me yesterday, I was asked what fragrance I was wearing, I said it was called 'come to me' I then said to her does it smell like cum to you ?

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Slap on ya Paco Rabanne and get down the boozer son! Oi oi!

 

[Return of the Rev]

Milk of the puppy

 

[banjo]

Cheese.