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Scariest moment ever in your entire life (Non Football)
- Thread starter Spunk Bubble
- Start date
Wrong place, wrong time.
It was about 4 in the morning after a drum and bass night at the Zap a few years back. The kiddies that did it had been starting on pretty much everyone. For some reason me and a mate left our main group and were walking up the stairs when two guys walked passed us and immediatly turned round and sent me flying (about a 15 foot drop) and then laid into me as I attempted to get up and fight back (stupid thing to do really). Police seemed to think I was lucky to escape without a fractured skull or anything and they were probably right.
Spent the next few hours in hospital with a massive head injury waiting to be seen as some idiotic little bitch had taken a paracetemol overdose and was kicking off so she got seen first.
It was about 4 in the morning after a drum and bass night at the Zap a few years back. The kiddies that did it had been starting on pretty much everyone. For some reason me and a mate left our main group and were walking up the stairs when two guys walked passed us and immediatly turned round and sent me flying (about a 15 foot drop) and then laid into me as I attempted to get up and fight back (stupid thing to do really). Police seemed to think I was lucky to escape without a fractured skull or anything and they were probably right.
Spent the next few hours in hospital with a massive head injury waiting to be seen as some idiotic little bitch had taken a paracetemol overdose and was kicking off so she got seen first.
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
mine without doubt was jumping of brighton pier in my youth, just passed a levels, we went out and got pissed, then decided jumping off the pier was a great idea
as i jumped i had no idea how deep the water was, or if any rust spikes were sticking up out the floor bed
as i jumped i had no idea how deep the water was, or if any rust spikes were sticking up out the floor bed
League1Champions
Banned
Coming home wasted from a night out and making some chips, needless to say i fell asleep and was woken up by fire alarms and smoke 
7 Grand worth of damage and lungs full of smoke.
The worst was Istanbul but i suppose thats football related.
7 Grand worth of damage and lungs full of smoke.
The worst was Istanbul but i suppose thats football related.
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
...when my two persuaded me to go on Rock and Roll Roller Coaster in Disneyland Paris.
Coming out of the Old Den way back...we had won 1-0 and the Police let us out....me and my mate walked round this corner and was set upon by about 30 Millwall thugs, luckily a paddy wagon was passing and they dragged us both into the van ...I honestly thought as I fell down that was IT. ( Sorry just read the not football related buit)
My mate was also in San Carlos water and was on one of the support ships ( it wasnt the Sir Gallahad, but one of the other ones) and a 1000LB bomb landed on the deck next to him and bounced into the sea, he got a face full of splinters as opposed to a visit to his maker!
Coming out of the Old Den way back...we had won 1-0 and the Police let us out....me and my mate walked round this corner and was set upon by about 30 Millwall thugs, luckily a paddy wagon was passing and they dragged us both into the van ...I honestly thought as I fell down that was IT. ( Sorry just read the not football related buit)
My mate was also in San Carlos water and was on one of the support ships ( it wasnt the Sir Gallahad, but one of the other ones) and a 1000LB bomb landed on the deck next to him and bounced into the sea, he got a face full of splinters as opposed to a visit to his maker!
ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
Dave the Gaffer said:...when my two persuaded me to go on Rock and Roll Roller Coaster in Disneyland Paris.
Thats a QUALITY ride!
One scarey moment for me was queing up for a taxi outside the Event about a year ago on my own and this bird started having a row with some BINT behind her and before i knew it there was a ker-fuffle and they got pushed onto me, I went to grab the railings to stop my self falling over and the 2 birds did fall over and then i suddenly got a HUGE whack to the back of my head and as i was WASTED i fell over and then got a boot to the RIBS i thaught that i was going to get a pasting but a group of guys (that i didnt know) dragged the guy off me and told him to f*** off!
If they wernt there i am sure i would have got a good beating!
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
ali jenkins said:
was it as good as the ruck outside buddies??
Nibble
New member
- Jan 3, 2007
- 19,238
Having a gun pulled on me and colleagues while trying to arrest a smackhead, he was only 15 and could have been stupid enough to use it but we manged to get it off him. Took armed police 35 mins to attend.
Getting stabbed in the knee with a screwdriver by an irish pikey I was trying to arrest for shoplifting. I was assured on the radio that back up was around the corner but none came.
The worst was after arresting a druggie for smashing Boots up he held a needle to my colleagues throat then after a foot chase he jumped into a mans car at traffic lights and held the needle to his throat. trying to get him out of the car was pretty hary.
Other similar incidents.
Getting stabbed in the knee with a screwdriver by an irish pikey I was trying to arrest for shoplifting. I was assured on the radio that back up was around the corner but none came.
The worst was after arresting a druggie for smashing Boots up he held a needle to my colleagues throat then after a foot chase he jumped into a mans car at traffic lights and held the needle to his throat. trying to get him out of the car was pretty hary.
Other similar incidents.
f*** me, you never told me about that one.
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,993
being sat inside a grey war canoe during the falklands keeping busy sending signals to other ships and waiting to see if the planes approaching our port side at a great speed of knots would actually drop a bomb that would hit us.
post falklands (2 weeks), whilst on leave, i was walking up from the local shops with my grandad on the way back to my mums house when two raf jet aircraft flew low over our heads and i jumped over a hedge and lay in the prone position in someones garden with my hands over my head (flash back/natural reaction for a matelot). respect to my grandad as he never laughed at me, he just picked me up, brushed me down and carried on as if it hadnt happened. nearly topped my shreddies up
post falklands (2 weeks), whilst on leave, i was walking up from the local shops with my grandad on the way back to my mums house when two raf jet aircraft flew low over our heads and i jumped over a hedge and lay in the prone position in someones garden with my hands over my head (flash back/natural reaction for a matelot). respect to my grandad as he never laughed at me, he just picked me up, brushed me down and carried on as if it hadnt happened. nearly topped my shreddies up
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Banned
Nibble said:
old bill
ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
mendoza10 said:
I was SMASHED and on the floor, but i think so!
That was an awesome fight! And one of the guys who didnt get kicked out just sat there eating his food!
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
Nibble said:
Nibble's a bouncer
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Banned
Nibble said:
I smell pork :safeway