Scarf washing

[Official Old Man]

Very big decision to make. My trusted scarf, which joined me at the Amex all those years ago when my original one fell apart, needs a wash. The club gave me a shiny new scarf for my birthday last November but that has yet to be worn, so-
1/ Retire old scarf, unwashed, to my wall of fame. I can bring it back if needed.
2/ Wear old scarf unwashed this season. I'll take the credit for staying up.
3/ Wash old scarf and wear it, it's a new era. If we go down you'll take the blame.
And we're talking here about someone that does the same superstitious ritual for every home game.

 

[half time scores]

Very big decision to make. My trusted scarf, which joined me at the Amex all those years ago when my original one fell apart, needs a wash. The club gave me a shiny new scarf for my birthday last November but that has yet to be worn, so-
1/ Retire old scarf, unwashed, to my wall of fame. I can bring it back if needed.
2/ Wear old scarf unwashed this season. I'll take the credit for staying up.
3/ Wash old scarf and wear it, it's a new era. If we go down you'll take the blame.
And we're talking here about someone that does the same superstitious ritual for every home game.

My mother told me that it's very unlucky to be superstitious.

 

[BN9 BHA]

I recommend number 1, the fans that sit around you will thank you for it.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Wash it. Please. Uugghhh.

 

[Jack Straw]

I thought Scarf Washing was another player we might be interested in.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

I thought Scarf Washing was another player we might be interested in.

No, he's staying at Gothenburg