Saw Ashley Cole in a club in Mayfair last night

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skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
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Curdridge
"Herr Tubthumper.
I saw Calderon and his lady in Church Rd Tesco on Monday night looking at and testing air freshners.

PS She is not your typical WAG, she looks very 'Brighton.'



Not Woodingdean then.:D



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deletebeepbeepbeep

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May 12, 2009
21,812

I've been there, it's shit. We bought a £120 bottle of vodka schanpps to share between the 6 of us.

I don't understand why it's so expensive as it is generally shit inside, all the decor is cheap and shit and the music was shit.

I met a girl that cockteased me all night, got her number but cba after that.

Don't understand knocking Cole about going there though, if you're not going to party after a game/result like last night when are you??
 






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May 9, 2008
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Haywards Heath
First and last time... went with a materialic mate who is like a pet to these millionaire kids with rich parents...

Hated every moniute of it... £700 bottle of champagne... The place was so pretentious, stunning girls, rich guys, the cheapest drink was £15.... I had 1...

It really shocked me... a really different life style... and yet outside the club only a few meters away were tramps and homeless asking for change and no one giving them a penny... and yet these guys all came in 300k ferraris...

Mad
I think that's yet another assumption unless they all turned up in F40's or ENZO'S.
 


Digweeds Trousers

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May 17, 2004
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Tunbridge Wells
I know how Cole felt to be fair. Last season I took two wickets in the last over of a game with the scores level to win the game. We had numerous pints of Harveys after the game and I did not get home until gone 11. I had to elave my 5 year old volvo at the pub. I know exactly how Ashley must have been feeling last night.
 








SK1NT

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Sep 9, 2003
8,762
Thames Ditton
I think that's yet another assumption unless they all turned up in F40's or ENZO'S.
no this wasnt an assumption... i saw them and was talking with them.. a mates mate (who i dont know) came in a white Lamborghini Murciélago and another mate of his in a F40. Saw the champers prices for myself...

Ive never experienced anything like in that club money being thrown away in a second that it takes me to earn in a few weeks...
 


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May 9, 2008
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no this wasnt an assumption... i saw them and was talking with them.. a mates mate (who i dont know) came in a white Lamborghini Murciélago. Saw the champers prices...

Ive never experienced anything like in that club money being thrown away in a second that it takes me to earn in a few weeks...
still wouldnt cost 300k
 






Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,319
I know how Cole felt to be fair. Last season I took two wickets in the last over of a game with the scores level to win the game. We had numerous pints of Harveys after the game and I did not get home until gone 11. I had to elave my 5 year old volvo at the pub. I know exactly how Ashley must have been feeling last night.

How does that work?!
 


beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
36,031
The elephant in the room is what was Brighton_boy doing in such a fancy establishment, on a school night. or is it only footballers who arent allowed to go out after work? and how much cocaine did you take? (i assume you took some).
 






Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
31,278
Di Matteo's only caretaker, Terry's giving the orders from the dugout, anarchy reigns. I bet the whole squad were thinking "f*** it, let's go to Mayfair, get pissed and roast some slags!"
 




Digweeds Trousers

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May 17, 2004
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Tunbridge Wells
How does that work?!

by virtue of losing fewer wickets. They were 8 down chasing our total which we had made 9 down. If the scores had been level at the end of the last over and they were still only 8 wickets down they would have won by virtue of losing fewer wickets. That's why it such an exciting finish.
 




Aug 31, 2009
1,880
Brighton
I saw Calderon and his lady in Church Rd Tesco on Monday night looking at and testing air freshners.

PS She is not your typical WAG, she looks very 'Brighton.'

He and his mates are all Spanish crusties! I mean this affectionately of course. I saw him and pals at the Robin Hood once... this was in that brief (how it seems that way now) period when we all thought he was GONE to the STAINS... so I only observed him through grief-striken teary eyes. I couldn't bear to speak with him. But I thought his mates looked like they could easily score me some pills and a massive rock of hash wrapped in cling-film if they fancied it.
 


cw00

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Mar 29, 2009
1,435
Manchester
The elephant in the room is what was Brighton_boy doing in such a fancy establishment, on a school night. or is it only footballers who arent allowed to go out after work? and how much cocaine did you take? (i assume you took some).

too right, bloody riff-raff
 


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