[Food] Sauce application

[Shropshire Seagull]

How do you apply your sauce? Be it mayo, ketchup, mustard, salad cream, etc.

Do you make a puddle on your plate and dip your food into the sauce puddle or distribute your sauce directly on to the food?

Been living with my missus for 35 years and only just noticed she puddles and I distribute - what do you do?

 

[schmunk]

Salad dressing I would distribute over my (salad), but ketchup and mayo? That is the behaviour of an ANIMAL.

 

[Notters]

As per schmunk, I would only distribute salad dressing. Got to be a puddle otherwise. Hate it when people put ketchup all over chips and make them a soggy mess.

 

[arewethereyet?]

You’ve got some “sauce” asking such a personal question.

 

[pasty]

Mayo squirted all over chips. Everything else on the side of the plate.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

The junior Bobkins all make a puddle of ketchup with bacon sandwiches and dip the whole sandwich in – often leading to the bacon falling out. Baffling behaviour and I've tried to persuade them to put the sauce IN the sandwich, but they're not having it.

As the above implies, I'm a distributor – apart from with chips, they've got to be dipped.

 

[LlcoolJ]

WHERE is ENREST to give US the CORRECT answer?!

It's option 3, depending on the sauce / food to be sauced.

*phones order in to chippy*

 

[LlcoolJ]

The junior Bobkins all make a puddle of ketchup with bacon sandwiches and dip the whole sandwich in – often leading to the bacon falling out. Baffling behaviour and I've tried to persuade them to put the sauce IN the sandwich, but they're not having it.

As the above implies, I'm a distributor – apart from with chips, they've got to be dipped.

Staggering. How did they even think up such an option?

Pretty inventive, even if totally WRONG.

 

[father_and_son]

Rarely add sources but for all but HP it would be a puddle. HP specifically requires a thin layer all over so it would be distributed (ideally even spread with a knife).

 

[Is it PotG?]

Delicately spoon it on to the plate.

 

[Live by the sea]

Would never use ketchup or mayonnaise. Mustard , a small amount on the side of the plate . Never directly on food and puddles I’m sorry but that sounds quite vulgar to me.

 

[Insel affe]

Depends to be honest, if I am alone and know there is no possibility of anyone swooping in, it’s a puddle.

However for example If you buy chips, asking in advance if those (Prime example the wife) want any, they refuse with “I’m Alright, I’m not that hungry”
Well we all know they are swooping, so I splash Mayo and hot sauce all over them chips....
She hates mayo.

 

[maffew]

Distribution. Usually multiple sauces. Then a puddle on the side too, depending.
Ooh ive got an idea for dinner now

 

[dazzer6666]

Awful, awful poll - you'll be disappointed with that when you sober up. The use of sauce as a condiment cannot be simplified to such a degree. Too many other variables. I'm abstaining (and going to have my dinner - use of sauce not yet determined as requires CAREFUL CONSIDERATION)

 

[W3 BHA]

HP and ketchup in a puddle, mustard on the side, but Lea and Perrins has to be splashed on all over 'Arry!

 

[OzMike]

Drizzel it over everything.

 

[LlcoolJ]

HP and ketchup in a puddle, mustard on the side, but Lea and Perrins has to be splashed on all over 'Arry!

Hendo's.