Saturday: we need a volunteer

[Lady Whistledown]

Bahahahahaha.

 

[Se20]

Clack-tactic !!

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

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Clack-tactic !!

Poor

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Clack-tactic !!

Fail. Read the rest of the thread, lazy.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Should it all go horribly wrong, or simply go as expected, then we need someone to volunteer to do the following:

- Wear something slightly comedic or that otherwise stands out
- Look completely distraught when it looks for certain that we will be out of the play-offs (optional: crying)
- Stay behind in the stand when most others have gone. (required: sit away from anyone else left so a camera focused on you makes it appear as though you're the last one left)
- Stare around the stadium looking completely lost (optional: crying)
- Generally act as if the very worst thing that could happen to you, has just happened to you
- Be the focus of jokes from opposing supporters, notably from Palace, who will use your image to poke fun at the Albion for the foreseeable future

It's a tough gig for sure, but someone has to do it.

Anyone?

could be awkward need to nip off on 80 minutes!

 

[sod1]

could be awkward need to nip off on 80 minutes!

glad im not in the 'wrong' end with you this time, look what happened circa 80 mins the last time i went with you

 

[hitony]

Time to dust off the "only gay in Brighton" outfit perhaps?

The first time I met you, when you wore that at Cheltenham (last game of the season)

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

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Found one!

Perfect

 

[El Presidente]

The first time I met you, when you wore that at Cheltenham (last game of the season)

I was SNOGGED by [MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION] at that match #LeftTheTongueIn

 

[janee]

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[AmexRuislip]

 

[Beach Hut]

I was SNOGGED by [MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION] at that match #LeftTheTongueIn

Indeed and we do not need to see the evidence

 

[7:18]

The first time I met you, when you wore that at Cheltenham (last game of the season)

I was at that game and remember him well...and Nathan Elder scoring a goal! Also was it Elphick's debut?

 

[seagurn]

Surely, invading the pitch and attacking the Forest fans is a more dignified way to deal with the disappointment.

Thought that was a done deal !!!

 

[brakespear]

I hate it when the kids cry at the end of big matches, must be really disappointing having got all worked up for a big day.

It's really funny when adults do it though.

 

[hitony]

I was SNOGGED by @Beach Hut at that match #LeftTheTongueIn

I know!! I was stood next to you and watched as it happened...............many years on the therapy has helped a bit but the images in my head will never go....

 

[Caveman]

There was a classic on YouTube, some palace guy at their final game of the season home to Charlton I think, He is recording whilst gloating that palace are staying up, then the other team score, along with the realisation they're going down.

Can't find the clip, but if anyone has it please post it

 

[ditchy]

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Found one!

That looks like a young Solly March

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Just to give you a benchmark, here is last year's effort.

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F Off!

 

[Caveman]

There was a classic on YouTube, some palace guy at their final game of the season home to Charlton I think, He is recording whilst gloating that palace are staying up, then the other team score, along with the realisation they're going down.

Can't find the clip, but if anyone has it please post it

Here she is, found her...