Saturday Caption Competition

[Trigger]

The Queen: "Seven, you are f***ing shit, now get out of our country you clueless clown"

 

[Giant Seagull]

"Put Phil Neville in on saturday, you Clueless donkey"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Seven: "Ma'am, if you would do me the honour of settling a difference of opinion on NSC, is your outfit pink or salmon?"

 

[Trigger]

 

[Theatre of Trees]

On me head ma'am.

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

"Ive just come all over your Shoes Ma'am"

 

[Del Boy]

yes you really are as bald as you are ugly, now f*** off!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

"Get the nit comb ready..."

 

[dougdeep]

Pull one's finger.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Wot yer doin later,darlin'?

 

[Knightsworld]

I've got better odds on one of my horses winning than you being England manager after the 2006 World Cup.

 

[Easy 10]

WHOOPS

Sorry M'am, I seem to have dropped our world ranking.

 

[Virgos Magician]

Sven: "I Believe i have an erection let me look. Oh Yes and quite a large one. Its amazin how people think me and my cock are related."

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Queen: and you are?
Sven: I'm the England manager Ma'am.
Queen: oh hello, nice to meet you, what are you looking at down there?
Sven: you have a nice pair of tits Ma'am, whoops did i say that out loud.

 

[Spicy]

The Queen is saying "Well hello Mr Burns, I have always wanted to meet someone from The Simpsons. You are less yellow than you are on tv.

 

[Virgos Magician]

The Queen is saying "Well hello Mr Burns, I have always wanted to meet someone from The Simpsons. You are less yellow than you are on tv.

gd one

 

[Spicy]

Alternatively, Sven could be saying "You know my Nancy has those kinky boots, Lizzie!!"