[Albion] Saints v Seagulls, bonus REPORT

[Exile]

A rare report from an away fixture.

Read it, if you want.

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/content.php?721-Southampton-1-1-Albion-31-01-2018

Very early days, but the Albion in a great position to push for a massive away win, against a side out of form, in front of a relentlessly negative home crowd. Seriously -we've all sat near the odd miserabilist at the Amex, but Saints have got 27,000 of the twats. Booooooo! Sort it out! For ****s SAKE! Booooo! Every misplaced pass. Every brief delay in releasing a ball. Every everything. Booooo! Weirdoes.

A huge stroke of luck down the far end for Maty Ryan - delaying his clearance too long - charged down by Hojbjerg - the ball rebounding back over the tiny Aussie keeper and mercifully off the underside of bar. Boooo - ooooh - aaaah - arse. Booooo.

Just one genuine chance for the good guys to reinforce their lead, and push the Saints 'faithful' over the edge - clever turn in the box by Murray, to earn half a yard - but his low shot straight at McCarthy. Mr. Dean blew for half time - for once Mike, those boos are not for you, mate.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

A rare report from an away fixture.

Read it, if you want.

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/content.php?721-Southampton-1-1-Albion-31-01-2018

More or less what I saw on a dodgy Somalian stream

 

[Jack Straw]

Superb as always. Exactly how I saw it. Any ARTWORK on its way?

 

[knocky1]

More or less what I saw on a dodgy Somalian stream

I thought Somalia was all desert.

 

[skipper734]

More or less what I saw on a dodgy Somalian stream

Pretty sure it was Turkish.

 

[jakarta]

Superb as always. Exactly how I saw it. Any ARTWORK on its way?

Sorry, this has to go down as a disappointing effort as there is no appropriate (or better still an inappropriate) Cartoon...

 

[Exile]

Superb as always. Exactly how I saw it. Any ARTWORK on its way?

Sorry, this has to go down as a disappointing effort as there is no appropriate (or better still an inappropriate) Cartoon...

Pah. Any away match report should be considered an extra. Artwork on top would be spoiling you.

 

[jakarta]

Pah. Any away match report should be considered an extra. Artwork on top would be spoiling you.

Obviously joking, a good but at the same time rather depressing report.

Championship beckons unless there is a mass of finger withdrawal from all quarters.