Rude Euphemisms

[Barrel of Fun]

Body off Baywatch. Face off Crimewatch.

 

[Hampden Park]

UTBNB

 

[Scotty Mac]

rainbow kiss

 

[Gully]

Red wings
Brown wings
White wings
Merchant banker
Nobby Stiles
Hank Marvin
Niagara Falls
Christmas Crackers

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Marauder of the marmite motorway

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Playing the trombone
Playing the flute

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Rug munching
Vinegar strokes
Feeding the ducks
Finger of fudge

 

[dunno]

Beaver Leaver
Todger Dodger
Poo Pusher
Knob Jockey
Otter's Pocket (as in she's wetter than an....)
Playing the pink oboe

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Pink sock

 

[El Presidente]

Milk Race
Sausage sandwich
Beanflicker
Dracula's teabags

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

I bow down to your superior knowledge, El P

 

[El Presidente]

I bow down to your superior knowledge, El P

I thoroughly recommend Roger's Profanisaurus as a source of all things rude Eddie!

 

[Munkfish]

dirty sanchez

 

[El Presidente]

dirty sanchez

aka Raspberry Moustache

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Clowns pocket(as in looser than)
fanny batter,
baby gravy,
kidney wiping,
mutton dagger(the)
flesshy flute(the)
one eyed piccolo(the)
spiders legs.
man in the boat,
tea towel holder,
baloon knot.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Slapping the baby's head.

 

[El Presidente]

Oyster shot
Ozzy Shuffle
Kama Slutra
Jelly Jewellry
HOTBOT
Grumbilical cord

 

[Munkfish]

aka Raspberry Moustache

dirty sanchez is were u finger your lovers ring piece and then wipe your dirty finger along there top lip

 

[El Presidente]

dirty sanchez is were u finger your lovers ring piece and then wipe your dirty finger along there top lip

Oops sorry, got it wrong!

 

[Bry Nylon]

Otter's Pocket (as in she's wetter than an....)