Rude Euphemisms

[Les Biehn]

Teaching the Japanese girl some dirt so far we have,


Clam Jousting
Scissor Sisters
Snowballing
Space Docking
Colon Clutch
Teabagging
Wolf Bagging
Spit Roast

Are there any I have forgotten? I imagine Easy is the man to help but all suggestions are welcome.

 

[Common as Mook]

What's wolf bagging?

 

[Les Biehn]

What's wolf bagging?

I will PM you as I got in trouble last time.

 

[Parson Henry]

Hide the sausage?

 

[Les Biehn]

Weird I can't PM you. It is where a man has a piece of bacon on a string and he swallows it. While another man is hiding his sausage in the bacon mans chutney locker the bacon is pulled out as the sausage hider fires off his trouser rocket.

 

[aftershavedave]

Weird I can't PM you. It is where a man has a piece of bacon on a string and he swallows it. While another man is hiding his sausage in the bacon mans chutney locker the bacon is pulled out as the sausage hider fires off his trouser rocket.

might try that for lunch, sounds tasty

 

[Common as Mook]

Weird I can't PM you. It is where a man has a piece of bacon on a string and he swallows it. While another man is hiding his sausage in the bacon mans chutney locker the bacon is pulled out as the sausage hider fires off his trouser rocket.

Mary Poppins!

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

The classic Pearl Necklace

 

[El Presidente]

Hand Shandy
Bowling from the pavilion end
A levels
O levels
Golden Showers
Brown showers
Raspberry moustache
Cumulonimbus
Jesters shoes
Mary Poppins' bag
Hippo's mouth
Clown's pocket
Puddle jumper
Double dragback
Granna Kornikova
Mixed Berry
Follow through

 

[Les Biehn]

Mary Poppins!

The Bacon coming back up induces a wretch that causes the ring to tighten thus cause a more intense orgasm.

 

[El Presidente]

Art pamphlet
BOBFOC

 

[Les Biehn]

Hand Shandy
Bowling from the pavilion end - What?
A levels - What?
O levels - What?
Golden Showers -Good one
Brown showers - Already told her Hot Lunch
Raspberry moustache - What?
Cumulonimbus - What?
Jesters shoes - I take it this is saggy tits
Mary Poppins' bag - Minge
Hippo's mouth - Minge
Clown's pocket - Minge
Puddle jumper - What?
Double dragback -What?
Granna Kornikova - What?
Mixed Berry - What?
Follow through

 

[Les Biehn]

Needs to be more sexual rather than music publication and names for minges. I'm trying to tell her the most filthy thing I know.

Just informed her what a Dirty Sanchez is.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

BOBFOC

That is one of my favourite acronyms.

I am trying to think of a famous BOBFOC. Anthea Turner

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

That is one of my favourite acronyms.

I am trying to think of a famous BOBFOC. Anthea Turner

Sharon Davies

 

[El Presidente]

Sharon Davies

I would RAG Davies senseless personally.

Sarah Jessica Parker is more BOBFOC for me

 

[El Presidente]

Hand Shandy
Bowling from the pavilion end - What? Gay
A levels - What? Anal Sex
O levels - What? Oral Sex
Golden Showers -Good one
Brown showers - Already told her Hot Lunch
Raspberry moustache - What? Cunninglus during the week that 'Arsenal are playing at home
Cumulonimbus - What? Cunninglus
Jesters shoes - I take it this is saggy tits, WRONG, it's the way your toes curl up just as you are shooting your DUFF whilst having a hand shandy watching something a bit raunchy on TV (ranging from Kirsty Gallagher in her riding outfit to Dot Cotton having a Woodbine (depending on taste and how desperate you are for a wank)
Mary Poppins' bag - Minge......yes, but a large one where you struggle to touch both sides
Hippo's mouth - Minge.......as above
Clown's pocket - Minge.... as above
Puddle jumper - What?.......Gay
Double dragback -What?.....When a bird is giving you a wank and she goes PULL followed by PULL, instead of PULL/PUSH, very painful
Granna Kornikova - What? BOBFOC style bird who looks 21 from the rear when you clock her in the pub but turns out to be 57
Mixed Berry - What? Body of Halle, face of Chuck
Follow through.

 

[Les Biehn]

Mary Poppins' bag - Minge......yes, but a large one where you struggle to touch both sides
Hippo's mouth - Minge.......as above
Clown's pocket - Minge.... as above

Also know as a Wizards sleeve.

 

[El Presidente]

Turdis..........when you go into the toilet immediately after a petite person leaves it only to find a huge log in the bowl that surely could not have been produced by such a small bottom........e.g. Kylie

 

[John Dorian]

Turdis..........when you go into the toilet immediately after a petite person leaves it only to find a huge log in the bowl that surely could not have been produced by such a small bottom........e.g. Kylie

ha ha ha class....

can u lemme no what BOBFOC stands for please ?