Seriously - Martinez HAS to go. He is absolutely terrible at his job, adds nothing of any benefit on the training ground, and must be removed from the club immediately.
Martinez OUT.
Martinez OUT.
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Ruben Martinez OUT
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dougdeep
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Where's that fishing smiley?
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It's not fishing.
Keeping The Dream Alive.
Naming Rights
*not sure how seriously to take thread. shuffles into corner to watch unfold from afar*
What exactly is his job?
(Genuine question - I know he's a backroom member of staff, but no idea beyond that).
(Genuine question - I know he's a backroom member of staff, but no idea beyond that).
GK coach isn't he?
This I thought.
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Oh dear.
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Box of Frogs
Zamoras Left Boot
Found it!!
skipper734
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Ruben is in charge of the iPad. During the match he is either sorting out attacking options or playing Candy Crush Saga. I hear he has got above level 300!
Pinkie Brown
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Ridiculous - He's doing a fantastic job at Everton........
Pinkie Brown
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What does he look like anyway?
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No idea.
I'm not even convinced he actually exists. I'm still going to randomly attach the blame for any problems at his door, though, despite having zero knowledge of what roles any of the management team play, on a day to day basis.
Machiavelli
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Do you care to elaborate why such a measure is necessary?
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No - there is no elaborating to be done, as there is no sense or reason to it. I have simply made a decision, based on absolutely zero knowledge of what goes on at training, or who contributes what, that all our ills should be arbritrarily laid at the feet of one chosen scapegoat.
Most seem to have randomly selected Jones. I thought I'd be different.
Martinez OUT.
Hillian1
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I remember Timmy getting a ban for starting a pointless thread once, who was it who banned him, I forget?
But this isn't a pointless thread.
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Indeed.
TWOCHOICEStom
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Good thread.
There's also this bloke at the ticket office, Steve his name is (I think). Of course he was extremely happy and helpful when I spoke to him. But since last May I literally have NO IDEA what he's been doing. He had a weird haircut too.
Absolute joke. Get rid of this waste of space.
There's also this bloke at the ticket office, Steve his name is (I think). Of course he was extremely happy and helpful when I spoke to him. But since last May I literally have NO IDEA what he's been doing. He had a weird haircut too.
Absolute joke. Get rid of this waste of space.