[Football] Ronaldo to leave Real Madrid for £88m

[Stat Brother]

Just imagine the money the club would make on replica shirt sales from the start of November right through to Bonfire Night.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Just imagine the money the club would make on replica shirt sales from the start of November right through to Bonfire Night.

 

[Stat Brother]

He hasn't played for us before, so he is clearly rubbish

#BarnesWouldHaveScoredThat.

 

[Megazone]

Friend of mine works for Homelets. Apparently this Ronaldo fella has been in there checking out flat prices.

Probably doesn't mean anything but I just thought I'd share what I know.

 

[Diablo]

Happy to collect the cash if it helps.

Happy to be the 25,000th doner. Let me now when the other 24,999 supporters have paid.

 

[Diablo]

But who would pay his wages?

Ah yes but that would only be £20 week each if he would be happy with £500k week.

 

[Megazone]

Ah yes but that would only be £20 week each if he would be happy with £500k week.

What about goal bonuses just say he does manage to score?

You're not thinking this through properly.

 

[Badger]

What about goal bonuses just say he does manage to score?

You're not thinking this through properly.

I'm sure we can do a deal with Rumbelows to provide a colour TV if he ever wins MotM.

 

[seagullsslimjim]

Only if the price includes his original bust statue of him - could see that outside the West Stand !

 

[albionalex]

Can he play left back?

 

[Bakero]

But who would pay his wages?

He's probably earnt quite a lot in his career so might be willing to work for free.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

No doubt Norwich will hijack the deal anyway, and just as he is heading down the M23 to sign for us.