Rohan Ince Song

[Mackenzie]

I'd say the first one has potential but the words are too clunky thus far. "The engine of our team??"

Make it a bit simpler, or- let's face it- swearier, & the North Stand will be right on board.

Ro, Ro, Rohan Ince the ****ing evil git,
He'll kick you in the testicles and rub your face in shit.

Too much?

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

He's huge, he's dark
He covers all the park
Rohan Ince
Rohan Ince.

He's tall, he's cool
He always wants the ball
Rohan Ince
Rohan Ince

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Ro, Ro, Rohan Ince the ****ing evil git,
He'll kick you in the testicles and rub your face in shit.

Too much?

Brilliant

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Ince Ince baby

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To the incy wincy spider (so sorry if this has be done)

Roh-an Ince Midfielder
Watch him run about
player with a brain
and a bit of clout

Watch him on a run
straight at your team again
The Rohan Ince mdifielder
He's owning this football game

 

[BBassic]

Ro, Ro, Rohan Ince, the engine of our team
He's very tall, and very fast and very ****ing mean.

In case it's not obvious to the tune of row ya boat, seems we can only manage basic song rhythms!

I'm getting tired of same old songs, we need some new ones and he is a player that deserves our support, been awesome thi season so far.

Excellent.