Road kill

[Diablo]

Roadkill are human waste (as are most dead animals) aren't they?

No human waste is what you excrete...SHIT and Piss.

 

[Wardy's twin]

The reason hedgehog numbers have decreased is because badger numbers have increased. Badgers are the only animal capable of opening up a curled up hedgehog and eating it. With the ending of badger culling the population has exploded and the hedgehogs have been massacred. The more dead badgers the better.

Absolute bollocks... Badgers might kill them but their demise is much more to do with human activity.

 

[Tarpon]

No human waste is what you excrete...SHIT and Piss.

The poster I replied to used the term human waste to describe littering, my reply was in this context.
I think we both know the formal definition but thanks anyway.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Most of them have one ambition in life, to cross the C7.

Then they play spot the emu.

 

[pearl]

Absolute bollocks... Badgers might kill them but their demise is much more to do with human activity.

also Travellers eat hedgehogs

 

[hans kraay fan club]

also Travellers eat hedgehogs

I think travellers eat McDonalds and Pizza Hut, tbh.

 

[Arthritic Toe]

Whilst I'm no particular fan of farmers, the idea that they would go to the trouble of trying to disguise shot or poisoned badgers as roadkill is just daft. Can you really imagine them loading up the Land Rover with badger corpses then driving to the local A-road and periodically flinging them out at suitable intervals? I don't think so.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Then they play spot the emu.

One escaped and was running towards me as I was driving towards Lewes.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Had a narrow escape from a speeding badger on my way home last night. It belted across the road in front of my car. No farmers appeared to be chasing it, for what it's worth.

Meanwhile, I unfortunately exploded a pheasant en route somewhere at work yesterday. Tried my best to avoid it, but in the end it was the pheasant or the oncoming car so I had to make a quick executive decision. Anyone who lives in Catsfield: apologies for the feathery carnage that ensued

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Has no-one done the 'I had to swerve to hit it' gag yet?

NSC not the same anymore.

 

[dazzer6666]

Has no-one done the 'I had to swerve to hit it' gag yet?

NSC not the same anymore.

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