[Brighton] Rise of the Planet of the Cyclists

[Chicken Run]

1st World Brighton & Hove problems [emoji23]

Now the cyclits are getting aggy about signs on private railings telling them not to chain their bikes.


https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18686919.brighton-hove-bike-parking-rows-railing-signs/

 

[Questions]

1st World Brighton & Hove problems [emoji23]

Now the cyclits are getting aggy about signs on private railings telling them not to chain their bikes.


https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18686919.brighton-hove-bike-parking-rows-railing-signs/

Say ello to ma little friend the bolt cutters

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Bolt cutters

For their spokes?
Sorry, I didn't read the article, just assumed

 

[Chicken Run]

Bolt cutters

I love the bit where he’s getting notes from other bike owners telling him he’s parked on their railing!!

 

[Questions]

For their spokes?
Sorry, I didn't read the article, just assumed

That would work as well but I couldn’t possibly condone that

 

[beorhthelm]

most amusing thing, the chap overlooks that if anyone can secure a bike on the railing, and there are too many bikes, others will get the spot on the railings before him.

 

[maffew]

I love the bit where he’s getting notes from other bike owners telling him he’s parked on their railing!!

What a numpty

 

[Hampster Gull]

Does he support Leeds?

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Does he support Leeds?

Free Ben Bike

 

[maffew]

The comments section is a must read!! Some brilliance on there

I quite like this one

Knowitall2636 mins ago
0You sound like a proper donut , if I knew where you Chained your bike I'd definitely steal it just to upset you. I bet you're one of those annoying cyclists who wear all the spandex thinking they're part of the Tour de France !!

 

[studio150]

I can't see my bike on the stand 200 yards away, says cyclist.

Why not take your bike into your home, problem solved.

Any way about time cyclist had to pay for parking

 

[LamieRobertson]

I’m waiting for the incoming fire

 

[Guinness Boy]

The comments section is a must read!! Some brilliance on there

I quite like this one

Knowitall2636 mins ago
0You sound like a proper donut , if I knew where you Chained your bike I'd definitely steal it just to upset you. I bet you're one of those annoying cyclists who wear all the spandex thinking they're part of the Tour de France !!

It's almost like reading Oscar Wilde. If only we had that level of wit on NSC.

 

[Chicken Run]

 

[Cheshire Cat]

The comments section is a must read!! Some brilliance on there

I quite like this one

Knowitall2636 mins ago
0You sound like a proper donut , if I knew where you Chained your bike I'd definitely steal it just to upset you. I bet you're one of those annoying cyclists who wear all the spandex thinking they're part of the Tour de France !!

It's all the self righteous claptrap that is most amusing.

 

[jakarta]

He's a 'Therapist' - How Very Brighton.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

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[BadFish]

Planet of the cyclists sounds much nicer than planet of the car drivers.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

1st World Brighton & Hove problems [emoji23]

Now the cyclits are getting aggy about signs on private railings telling them not to chain their bikes.


https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18686919.brighton-hove-bike-parking-rows-railing-signs/

A fifty nine year old man....a therapist...and a silly name.

I didn’t bother to read beyond that. Tensions between cyclists in Landsdowne road? Dear Christ. I’ll bet the residents of Raqqa are praying for this doughnut.

 

[Chicken Run]

Planet of the cyclists sounds much nicer than planet of the car drivers.

I know, it has a nice ring to it hasn’t it.