[News] RIP Dave’s Nan

[Guinness Boy]

Gone at the tragically young age of 86.

Her favourite cashier at Tesco said “she only ever bought cabbage and cat food and, given her interesting smell, we were never sure which one she ate.”

There will be a minute’s silence aboard the 17.23 number 1 bus on Thursday which she regularly rode between Boundary Road and Portslade Station.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Catfood or Cabbage?

This thread is useless without a poll.

 

[hart's shirt]

There will be a minute’s silence aboard the 17.23 number 1 bus on Thursday which she regularly rode between Boundary Road and Portslade Station.

Dave's Nan loved her darts at the Railway Inn on Boundary Road.

At what was to be her final step up to the oche, she threw 20, 20 and Double 20.

The final score? One nan dead and 80.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I know someone called Dave and his nans shithouse

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Further tributes have been pouring in from her local Spoons where she was particularly partial to their Curry Club offering. RIP garlic nan

 

[East Staffs Gull]

Do we need yet another thread on Dave’s Nan’s death. There are already two others. This is getting ridiculous.

 

[maffew]

Do we need yet another thread on Dave’s Nan’s death. There are already two others. This is getting ridiculous.

We need a Dave support thread really

 

[Change at Barnham]

Who will be doing the funeral?
Is there a chosen charity for donations?
Out of interest did she play any musical instruments?

 

[drew]

Is she any relation of Mustafa II?

 

[Birdie Boy]

There must be a just giving page, they're always is!

 

[hart's shirt]

There must be a just giving page, they're always is!

Bank of Dave?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Do we need yet another thread on Dave’s Nan’s death. There are already two others. This is getting ridiculous.

Dave ja vu

 

[Scappa]

Who will be doing the funeral?
Is there a chosen charity for donations?
Out of interest did she play any musical instruments?

Her racey ukulele act used to go down a storm on the local open mic circuit

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Is she any relation of Mustafa II?

Yes but he still didn’t have a clue who she was

 

[Justice]

Good left back in her day

 

[joydivisionovengloves]

I’m not reading this thread. There’s to much of this sort of thing on here.

Down with this sort of thing.

 

[studio150]

Dave's Nan is now turning in her grave, due to the posters who are unsure of which side of the Hove/Portslade boundary, that Boundary Road and Station Road sit.

 

[Zeberdi]

Is there a chosen charity for donations?

I met Dave’s Nan several times over the years. Lovely lady who used to stand outside Timpson’s in Boundary Road every fortnight doing tin collections for the Portslade Rescued Animals Treatment Society.

The family have asked therefore, all charitable donations to be given to PRATS. Dave‘s Nan was a not only a fan of PRATS but also a keen Albion fan so family have suggested donations be made to Albion in the Community if people aren’t keen to give money to the PRATS in Portslade.

 

[Jack Straw]

I think this is her?

 

[el punal]

Who will be doing the funeral?
Is there a chosen charity for donations?
Out of interest did she play any musical instruments?

With cat food and cabbage I would imagine it would be a trumpet.