Ridiculous statements you have read about the Albion on NSC

[Flair]

I'll start:

Robbie Keane would want to join us on loan.

Adam El-Abd could one day be in contention for a spot in the England team

 

[Spun Cuppa]

95%

 

[Art Vs Science]

We have £10 million pound to spend pre-season

 

[Everest]

Packham MOM

 

[Art Vs Science]

Packham MOM

Blimey that is going back a bit Everest. Will Packham, what happened to him?

 

[Everest]

Blimey that is going back a bit Everest. Will Packham, what happened to him?

I think he became Michel Kuipers.

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

Were going up as chumpions...

 

[whitelion]

"**** **** *** * **** ** ** ** ****** ** ** " (Insert whatever text you like) and then ended with the word "fact" when it is clearly not, but just the poster's opinion.

 

[whitelion]

Were going up as chumpions...

Mug!!!

 

[pasty]

Packham MOM

I thought that was a typo that should have read, Packham, LOL

 

[Sheebo]

Will Packham lol - those were the days!

 

[Freddo]

Brighton could be bigger than Chelsea.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Orient will finish this season higher than us

Why don't we play route 1 all the time any more

Kevin Phillips/Edgar Davids signing for us

 

[tonymgc]

All the <Insert players name here> is in a taxi from Gatwick to Brighton threads.

 

[fatbadger]

We're a big club.

 

[Hiney]

Most of the stuff posted by The Complete Badger

 

[Gully]

Blimey that is going back a bit Everest. Will Packham, what happened to him?

I'm sure that I saw him play for a team, that wasn't the Albion, in a game at Worthing. I think it might have been Bognor, but it is a few years ago so the memory is a bit vague, anyway it was a pretty entertaining game with loads of goals and incidents. The highlight was when Will either pushed or threw an opponent into the back of the net, quite possibly after he had let a goal in, but I don't think the ref even booked him for it.

 

[Brighton M]

I've just seen someone suggest we might be interested in signing David Beckham, and another poster has seemingly taken it seriously and put forward some reasons as to why it might not be practical.

Utterly ridiculous.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The Metropolitan Police, I think, Gully.

Maradona and Ardiles taking over the club - although to be fair, it might have stemmed from the Argus.

 

[Art Vs Science]

"I was out tonight and there is no way the ground is hard enough for the game to be called off"