Retro insults thread

[Twinkle Toes]

When someone said something that wasn't quite believeable.

"Oh yeah, Jimmy Hill" (whilst rubbing chin)

Round our way the Jimmy Hill thing led to "Itchy Beard" (complete with hand-on-chin movements) - & then soon enuff, "That's A Chin Mate" came along!!

 

[Blackadder]

Cretin
Tosser
Poof

 

[backson]

Of course all the spaz/spacker/joey ones used to be accompanied by smacking one hand onto the back of the other hand.

 

[Easy 10]

Stig
(as in "Stig of the Dump")

Shem

 

[backson]

"Are you a BENNY tied to a tree ?"
"No"
"BENNY ON THE LOOSE ! BENNY ON THE LOOSE !"

Christ, not heard that for 20 odd years. I was always convinced my brother made that one up!

 

[crasher]

In East Sussex a variation on the Joey Deacon theme was

"Durrr - Chailey Heritage"

 

[Man of Harveys]

Of course all the spaz/spacker/joey ones used to be accompanied by smacking one hand onto the back of the other hand.

And if your tongue isn't then pushed down into the space between your lower row of teeth and lower lip then it DOESN'T COUNT

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

oh yeah reckon.....itchy green beard.

we used to mock the plumpies at school by saying

'What would you know you f***ing bunter'

 

[Easy 10]

This thread reminds me of the Law of the Playground website.

The Law of the Playground | browse stories

One of the funniest sites I have EVER read. Just browse the stories alphabetically.
You've got to be dead not to find this stuff funny.

 

[Captain Haddock]

And if your tongue isn't then pushed down into the space between your lower row of teeth and lower lip then it DOESN'T COUNT

Too right!


Also there's:


Spazzmatroid (though I may have made that up actually!

 

[Wozza]

When someone said something that wasn't quite believeable.

"Oh yeah, Jimmy Hill" (whilst rubbing chin)

Oh yeah, Jimmy Melia (whilst slapping head).

 

[maffew]

"did you watch spastics say no last night?"

 

[Buzzer]

What about "SUSSED"?

Said when someone was embarrassed or got found out or somesuch

"Nerr.....Sussed"

Or even Sussed..abution.



If anyone asked what it meant then you'd say "not telling. Then you'd know."

happy days.

 

[Icy Gull]

Spod

Malco

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Prannet (as featured in Billericay Dicky: "She wasn't half a prannet...")

which I suppose became 'You pranny!'

 

[maffew]

Spod

Malco

skills

 

[Storer68]

Spastic!

 

[Nibble]

Gay lord

 

[Simster]

Flid

 

[Mendoza]

Looking back I cannot believe how stupid we were at school, when we did the just one more dave insult with a spoon

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