Renato Neto: Deal OFF after fails medical

[hans kraay fan club]

As for Tinder, that came out after I'd met my Mrs so have never used it. The sight of some of my workmates frantically swiping away at lunchtimes is enough for me to know I'm better off without it.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Weststander]

Brazilian? I'm in.

I don't blame you.

 

[Bladders]

I'm as bad as the next bloke but sometimes I do stop and think "wait, that is someone's daughter"

Then I feel pretty godamn disgusted with myself because I know how I'd react if I knew some lads lads lads were marking my daughter's appearance out of 10 like she's some sort of f**king show pony.

Half the worlds population is someone's daughter. Get over it.

 

[Bladders]

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I don't blane you.

But...but... that's someone's daughter.

Do you think her dad will mind if I knock one out over this pic?

 

[BBassic]

Half the worlds population is someone's daughter. Get over it.

Yep, I'm well aware. Doesn't mean I can't feel a bit wrong about myself from time to time. It's how we grow.

 

[n1 gull]

But...but... that's someone's daughter.

Do you think her dad will mind if I knock one out over this pic?

No I don't mind, crack on

 

[RONALDEANO]

But...but... that's someone's daughter.

Do you think her dad will mind if I knock one out over this pic?

With a daughter like that i'm sure he already has

 

[Me and my Monkey]

So, has he signed yet?

 

[Bladders]

Yep, I'm well aware. Doesn't mean I can't feel a bit wrong about myself from time to time. It's how we grow.

No I don't mind, crack on

With a daughter like that i'm sure he already has

You worry too much, see.........no one died, even her old man gave me the go ahead.

 

[Weststander]

But...but... that's someone's daughter.

Do you think her dad will mind if I knock one out over this pic?

Very sorry, that was crass of me.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

This is the longest medical ever - is he sat in an NHS GP waiting room?

 

[fly high]

This is the longest medical ever - is he sat in an NHS GP waiting room?

If he's at the same surgery I have to use then yes, he'll be there a lot longer.

 

[BrianWade4]

Could do a job

 

[Insel affe]

But...but... that's someone's daughter.

Do you think her dad will mind if I knock one out over this pic?

You know what imagine if Renato is reading this thread about him, it could put him off kinda makes us all look like a bunch of wa*nkers...

 

[Bladders]

You know what imagine if Renato is reading this thread about him, it could put him off kinda makes us all look like a bunch of wa*nkers...

The horse bolted on that one years ago.

 

[Insel affe]

This is the longest medical ever - is he sat in an NHS GP waiting room?

They have probably found something that needs checking out, and Bladders not his Mrs....

 

[Insel affe]

The horse bolted on that one years ago.

I draw the line at beastiality

 

[Nixonator]

The horse bolted on that one years ago.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

This is the longest medical ever - is he sat in an NHS GP waiting room?

No.
Initially they thought he had a rare foot condition but on closer inspection found it to be sand under his toenails.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

I draw the line at beastiality

Oh I don't know....I've met a few mares and vixens in my times.