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Renato Neto: Deal OFF after fails medical



marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
4,293
She's very nice in an attainable way. 7.0 from the expert seemed right to me. Footballers could probably do better but have all the hassle that would likely come with it, I'd be perfectly happy with that. She looks like a proper lady not some bar slag mercenary or porn star wannabe. Perhaps he's got priorities and isn't a diva party animal. Hopefully they both fit in well all round.


I wonder if she's Brazillian too?
Given the highly reasoned, level headed and non judgemental content of your post I thought at first glance that you had totally undone your initial good work by ending with a totally inappropriate and highly personal question until I reread the last question more carefully. I think my initial reading of that question was based on the general level of degeneracy I automatically expect on NSC. (For the record I think she probably does have one).
 


















Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,594
Haywards Heath
I'm all for freedom of speech and all that, but this is ridiculous.

It's not. You lot just have a fetish for Asian birds!

Haraguchi's is pretty and there's not much between the two, but if someone held a gun to my head to make me choose it would easily be Mrs Neto, who looks like a fit librarian. If you made me choose 7 days a week then Mrs Haraguchi might get a day or two, just to keep it interesting.
 






Stato

Well-known member
Dec 21, 2011
7,367
His passing looks mint.

Indeed. Some of the balls he sprays between 5:30 and 7:00 in that video could have Anthony Knockaert's mouth watering.
(I was going to use the word frothing, but thought better of it considering the direction this thread has gone in).
 


LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Hmm. Much as I am a sucker for a slim blonde girl with a pony tail, I can't help feeling that a Brazilian professional footballer could be expected to do a little better. She's certainly no Mrs Holla.

A solid 7.0

Hmmm. As an expert in these sort of things, I'd be willing to wager that she is, as my late Brummie mate used to say, "tops in feather". So upgraded to 8.0 minimum.

No point in having a fancy car that you can't take out of the garage.
 








brightn'ove

cringe
Apr 12, 2011
9,169
London
She's very nice in an attainable way. 7.0 from the expert seemed right to me. Footballers could probably do better but have all the hassle that would likely come with it, I'd be perfectly happy with that. She looks like a proper lady not some bar slag mercenary or porn star wannabe. Perhaps he's got priorities and isn't a diva party animal. Hopefully they both fit in well all round.


I wonder if she's Brazillian too?

Ghent fans saying that he is a proper nice guy, talks to fans after the match etc - seems like the guy who would go for a nice girl rather than a crazy supermodel
 




Me and my Monkey

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 3, 2015
3,460
It's not. You lot just have a fetish for Asian birds!

Haraguchi's is pretty and there's not much between the two, but if someone held a gun to my head to make me choose it would easily be Mrs Neto, who looks like a fit librarian. If you made me choose 7 days a week then Mrs Haraguchi might get a day or two, just to keep it interesting.

Poor old Mrs Haraguchi, I worry she would be devastated to discover you would so callously spurn her in favour of Mrs N. Mrs N, on the other hand, is no doubt doing somersaults of glee knowing she's your fave. And I bet Mr N and Mr H are mightily relieved to know the chivalrous gents of NSC are queueing up to keep their ladies entertained when/if they arrive in Brighton.

It's ok, I know you boys are just having some fantasy fun. Or I hope you are.
 


cocamalia

Member
Jan 1, 2011
98
Hmmm. As an expert in these sort of things, I'd be willing to wager that she is, as my late Brummie mate used to say, "tops in feather". So upgraded to 8.0 minimum.

No point in having a fancy car that you can't take out of the garage.


Does anyone else find these kind of posts a bit sexist / misogynist?
 










Commander

Arrogant Prat
NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
13,560
London
Ghent fans saying that he is a proper nice guy, talks to fans after the match etc - seems like the guy who would go for a nice girl rather than a crazy supermodel

Sounds like an idiot.
 


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