When I saw the title I thought it was about a new sideline he had where for a fee he offers to provide a voiceover for your old home videos of birthdays, weddings and other momentous occasions.
I remember the Forest match all too well. I had a frozen shoulder that couldn't be raised above neck level. When we scored I lost my shit and spent the next five minutes in ecstatic agony. A few tinnys on the way home helped sooth it. The equaliser...