Reincarnation

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I have just been informed by a very reliable sauce (namely our lord God Almighty) that reincarnation really happens after you die and you even get to choose what point in time and what character you want to be reincarnated as, fancy that?
I think I'd choose something involving sex or debauchery, I.e a Partying Roman emperor, or a courtier of Louise 16th ( pre revolution). Or come back as someone who would be involved in the space race, a buzz Aldrin or Yuri Gargarin. Or maybe come back as Peter Ward during the Albions Glory years.
Who are you coming back as?

 

[vegster]

No reincarnation for me, I prefer real milk

 

[El Sid]

A disgustingly rich bastard.

 

[Sausage]

Gromit.

 

[Hyperion]

No reincarnation for me, I prefer real milk

Brilliant

 

[kevtherev]

Even if reincarnation does happen, how can you come back as someone else. Surely you would have to come back in a new form, as your new self. Everyone else is already taken, or am I missing something....If so apart from being Scottish and supporting Celtic, Rod Stewarts has had quite an enviable life. Jesus that man has had some pussy and then some. Rather be a singer or an actor, than a sportsman. More longevity in it. To be on stage and perform in front of thousands of people and have them in the palm of your hand, must be awesome.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Even if reincarnation does happen, how can you come back as someone else. Surely you would have to come back in a new form, as your new self. Everyone else is already taken, or am I missing something....If so apart from being Scottish and supporting Celtic, Rod Stewarts has had quite an enviable life. Jesus that man has had some pussy and then some. Rather be a singer or an actor, than a sportsman. More longevity in it. To be on stage and perform in front of thousands of people and have them in the palm of your hand, must be awesome.

You're analysing it too much my fine friend, it was just a bit of nonsense I thought I'd ask. Although I like your rockstar reincarnation ideas.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I once came back as a black cat called Jemima and spent many fruitful hours licking my own arse. I saved a fortune on toilet paper. Next time I'm gonna come back as a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

 

[supaseagull]

Who the f*** chose to come back as Jimmy Saville, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Rylan Clarke?

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I once came back as a black cat called Jemima and spent many fruitful hours licking my own arse. I saved a fortune on toilet paper. Next time I'm gonna come back as a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Now! something tells me your not taking this very seriously.
A cotton-headed ninny Muggins?!?! is that a character from "in the night garden"?

 

[Sam Ovett]

There's the old theory we just relive our lives over and over. My friend thinks this, and that you can make subtle changes.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

I'm so unlucky I would come back as me!!

 

[TonyBloomsPokerFace]

Who the f*** chose to come back as Jimmy Saville, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Rylan Clarke?

Good point. My take on what the OP said, this would mean that everything that ever will happen has already happened and someone must have decided to come back as one of the above....OR....every time someone is reincarnated a new parallel timeline is created and the future hasn't happened yet. I don't know if that actually makes any sense!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I'm so unlucky I would come back as me!!

 

[supaseagull]

Good point. My take on what the OP said, this would mean that everything that ever will happen has already happened and someone must have decided to come back as one of the above....OR....every time someone is reincarnated a new parallel timeline is created and the future hasn't happened yet. I don't know if that actually makes any sense!

U have just made my eyes bleed

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I went to a seminar on reincarnation once. cost £200 for half a day.
bit expensive but I thought why not, you only live once

 

[TonyBloomsPokerFace]

U have just made my eyes bleed

Plenty of time to get used to being blind then, may I suggest Stevie Wonder as a possible choice?

 

[chrissyboy01]

I'm so unlucky I would come back as me!!

Rodney quote. Only Fools & Horses. Great

 

[glasfryn]

There's the old theory we just relive our lives over and over. My friend thinks this, and that you can make subtle changes.

my subtle change would be to lose the first wife so she could always live where the grass is definitely greener and find my second wife a lot earlier and maybe it might be asking a bit much but a few inches added here and there would help as well

 

[wunt be druv]

I am very happy being me,would like to meet my wife earlier and have my children at an earlier age so I could spend more of my life with them.Mind you a bit more cash would be nice to smooth things along and carry on supporting the mighty Seagulls of course.