Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
You can call me what you want, just not late for dinner!
Didn't she used to present the weather?Why does it make you wince a bit?
This reminds me of my dad (RIP) who always use to say that!You can call me what you want, just not late for dinner!
I would rather be a Seagull than a Toffee, or a Chairboy, or a Glover, or a Hatter, or a Baggie, or a f***ing Biscuit - sorry, Royal!
I have been known personally to nick the odd chip off somebody’s plate, but not with a noisy squawking and a flapping of wings…..Yes, it makes it seem that we are fans of a noisy bird that will steal your chips when you are walking along the beach
The gulls wake me up and just as I get back to sleep the wood pigeons start.Nah, I'm about the same age and I'm also 'Albion'.
Would find someone calling me a seagull a bit odd - especially as I tend to refer to seagulls as 'f**king annoying vermin' on the odd times that they squawk me awake at 4.30am in the summer or dive bomb us in the garden because one of their extremely stupid offspring have fallen off the roof again.
Is that a challenge? I can be really petty when I set my mind to it.We're scraping the barrel for things to complain about now aren't we
That's not going to stop it shitting on you if it needs to go.I just know when I’m in the Amex and a actual seagull flies overhead I smile.
I love seeing them lined up along the arches, watching us, just waiting for us to leave so they can swoop in and clear up the crumbs.I just know when I’m in the Amex and a actual seagull flies overhead I smile.
I'm proud to be a Cottager.Or a Cottager.