Well I run the line at my kids games and I can assure you it's the absolute last thing I want to do!
Yep, I've done it a few times when my son played but then I'm Level One qualified, coached for one season and still helped out at training when I could when I didn't have time for the coaching any more. And I actually read the rules
So, given it was me or a guy with a bulldog smoking a fag whose only intention was to cheat some 11 year olds out of a goal so his kid won, I did it. Ergo, I wanted to be in charge.
I got lots right by the way and shitloads wrong too but no one died and the games were mostly won by the better team on the day.