[Travel] Record-breaking driver who drove length of Britain in nine hours should be prosecuted.

[Stat Brother]

AK wasn't late for training, he was in training!


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...river-drove-length-britain-nine-hours-should/

Tommy Davies managed to break the land speed record from Land's End to John O'Groats by managing it in nine hours and 36 minutes, only hitting one red traffic light.

He journeyed through 15 police constabularies, went past 50 speed cameras, and spotted seven police cars on the 841-mile trip.

And he didn't get a single ticket, despite an average speed of almost 90mph.

 

[KZNSeagull]

He must have exceptionally small gentleman parts.

Oh, and yes, he should be prosecuted.

 

[Icy Gull]

There is some doubt that he even did it all

 

[Stat Brother]

He must have exceptionally small gentleman parts.

How could you possibly come to that conclusion:-

 

[AmexRuislip]

How could you possibly come to that conclusion:-

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You know what they say about men with small gearsticks.......................

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

He was on Radio 2 today likening his exploits to the cannonball run. Lots of people casting doubt on this alleged achievement.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

He was on Radio 2 today likening his exploits to the cannonball run. Lots of people casting doubt on this alleged achievement.

Believable until you read that he only hit one red traffic light.

 

[Fungus]

Blimey, I can barely get out of Cornwall without needing to stop for a pee.

And WTF was his MAXIMUM speed?

 

[Jim D]

Believable until you read that he only hit one red traffic light.

Maybe he's colour blind?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Did he get help?

 

[Badger]

Believable until you read that he only hit one red traffic light.

I guess what he meant was he only hit one red traffic light which had a camera.


A complete nob drives an Audi. It's not really news, is it?

 

[Gabbafella]

Dickhead in Audi drives like a prick.
Who'd have thought?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Dickhead in Audi drives like a prick.
Who'd have thought?

How do you know what car [MENTION=15297]Dick Head[/MENTION] drives

 

[FatSuperman]

Instinctively feels like bollocks. Averaging 90 is ridiculously difficult, even accounting for the time that they did it.

 

[Driver8]

Why in earth would he go through Liverpool? Hardly a direct route.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Believable until you read that he only hit one red traffic light.

Ive never hit a traffic light

 

[Triggaaar]

Tommy Davies managed to break the land speed record from Land's End to John O'Groats

The land speed record is 763 mph. He managed to beat that while driving from Land's End to John O'Groats? Impressive.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

How could you possibly come to that conclusion:-

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WTF is "Inpol"?

He has several very small knobs.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Believable until you read that he only hit one red traffic light.

He only HIT one traffic light that was red, all the others he hit were amber and green. The car was a write off by the time he got home.

 

[Algernon]

I bought some red tinted sunglasses from Churchill Square about ten years ago. I found out I'd made a mistake when I drove to the bottom of West St and realised I couldn't see the green light (or was it the red) on traffic lights. Maybe he'd been to Churchill Square ten years ago too.