Really crap, short jokes.

[Soul Finger]

There have been a lot of rubbish gags on here today.

What's your favourite crap/short joke?

Mine's...

What do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you f***ing racist.

 

[Commander]

Q. Why does Rupert the Bear wear tartan trousers?

A. Cos he's a CUN.T

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Whats got wings & sucks blood







Always Ultra

 

[Icy Gull]

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?






















Have you seen the size of mothballs?

 

[pasty]

Q. What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandad's pyjamas
A. Grandma

Q. What's pink and hard
A. A pig with a flick knife

Q. What's green, got six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you
A. A snooker table

 

[Man of Harveys]

What smells of piss and goes in and out?

The hokeycokey at an old people's home.

 

[rool]

What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny.

A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

 

[Guinness Boy]

What did the Mexican Fireman call his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B.

 

[rool]

knock knock

 

[Guinness Boy]

Who's there

 

[Napper]

why does a squiral swim on his back




keep his nuts dry

 

[rool]

dunup

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

What did the Mexican Fireman call his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B.

I like that one!

 

[Guinness Boy]

dunup who?

 

[rool]

dunup who?

Urgghhhhhhh

 

[Early Doors]

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse

























Warren

 

[Trufflehound]

Been on here 100 times but still cracks me up:



What's ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs.

 

[Hampden Park]

knock knock

 

[Arthur]

What do you call a bear with questionable parentage?

























































Rupert the Bastard

 

[Trufflehound]

knock knock

Is that Heather McCartney walking on the parquet?