[Football] Real Madrid v Chelsea CL QF

[Weststander]

Did anyone see that Chelsea fan on camera just now who genuinely was the double of James Corden?!

The motley crew of racists would’ve particularly loathed the scorer.

Edit: Is that Carlos The Jackal behind Kenny Everett?

 

[Invicta]

Shame for Cucu, worst performance in 30 yrs for Chelsea !!!!!

 

[Pevenseagull]

'Blazing Saddles ' is on BBC iPlayer if you want to double up on your laughs for the night.

 

[Eeyore]

Think you are wrong, their squad is full of entitled shits. Out of their squad of 45, 39 play in the same position with same level of commitment.

I'd imagine they must be a hard bunch to coach.

I'm fine with that

 

[portlock seagull]

Poor Chelsea lambs. 30 years since lost 4 in a row according to Beeb. What a meltdown

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Boehly is an absolute f***ing idiot. The decision to sack Potter when they did was just stupid.

Obviously he wasn’t having a great season but he had actually done well in the Champions League. They had nothing to play for in the League and who would you have backed in this double header against Madrid, proven manager Potter or Tim Sherwood with A Levels?! Ludicrous decision to try and pacify the fans with a vibes appointment.

Vile club with the owner they deserve.

 

[Weststander]

Winstanley expertly advised Boehly to recruit Fat Frank.

Wondering if Winstanley’s trying to destroy them?

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

The motley crew of racists would’ve particularly loathed the scorer.

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Did you see that coked up chav bashing the hoarding and almost falling over it when they got a corner or something?! The worst club with the worst fans.

 

[Pevenseagull]

They have just spent £15million on an Ecuadorian wonder kid.


Twats.

 

[Whoislloydy]

"Edge of the box, it's a 35 yard screamer"

Which one is it, edge of the 18 yard box or 35 yards out

 

[GT49er]

How many of Chelsea's "stars" will now hand in a transfer requests now they'll be no CL next year?

How many of them will find that some other clubs are interested but not at the same wages? Option to stay and play in the stiffs at Chelsea, on eye-watering contracts, might seem very attractive!

.............and a huge problem for a club trying to get them off the wage bill.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

That was clueless. Loads of talented players, but at the end of the day, just pluck.

And no strikers. Not even BHA style strikers.

Boeheuehly hasn't read the room. New manager, 5 overpriced singings? Rinse and repeat? Bring it, and 12th place next season, on.

I hope Palarse (3 points behind) catch them. There, I said it

 

[Weststander]

Did you see that coked up chav bashing the hoarding and almost falling over it when they got a corner or something?! The worst club with the worst fans.

Fact.

Paris metro, the coward who was racist to Sterling a couple of years ago. In the noughties my parents took a flight from Valencia to Gatwick, unluckily with Chavs scum who’d watched a CL tie against Villareal or Valencia. They don’t normally talk about these things, but said the male stewards got a homophobic bashing for 2 hours.

A fanbase stuck in 1970.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It was only very recently that somebody had to explain to Todd that Chelsea don't automatically qualify for Europe next season

 

[portlock seagull]

Winstanley expertly advised Boehly to recruit Fat Frank.

Wondering if Winstanley’s trying to destroy them?

You mean, AGENT Winstanley?!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Did you see that coked up chav bashing the hoarding and almost falling over it when they got a corner or something?! The worst club with the worst fans.

I'm praying that he didn't break a bone in his hand.

Don't want to see a subscription to 'birds that look like your mum' go to waste.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

This is so, so funny. They’ve got no manager and a bloated, expensive squad of unproven kids and average older players. They could be out of the Champions League for a long time - they are MILES behind City, Arsenal, United, Newcastle and Brighton.

Rio now bigging up the Albion. Does a minute go by without someone in the media praising us these days?!

 

[Weststander]

It was only very recently that somebody had to explain to Todd that Chelsea don't automatically qualify for Europe next season

Perhaps through the Divisional Playoffs?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

This is so, so funny. They’ve got no manager and a bloated, expensive squad of unproven kids and average older players. They could be out of the Champions League for a long time - they are MILES behind City, Arsenal, United, Newcastle and Brighton.

Rio now bigging up the Albion. Does a minute go by without someone in the media praising us these days?!

Pass the sick bag.

Glory hunting zombies. Fie upon them. Fie.

 

[The Fits]

That was clueless. Loads of talented players, but at the end of the day, just pluck.

And no strikers. Not even BHA style strikers.

Boeheuehly hasn't read the room. New manager, 5 overpriced singings? Rinse and repeat? Bring it, and 12th place next season, on.

I hope Palarse (3 points behind) catch them. There, I said it

Palace isn't a thing for me over Chelsea anymore. Palace is pantomime. Chelsea are everything I hate about football and they tried to gut our club. Definitely want Palace to finish above them (even though I will never forget being kettled in after the 0-5 at Selhurst).