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Random questions from the pub



SurreySeagulls said:
Why would anyone drop a needle into a haystack, therefore there would be no need to look for one.

If I remember rightly, the bird that gets thrown in is the one person who doesn't actually need to look for it (so it transpires), so it doesn't make sense that she would try so hard.
I'm with you Easy, watched through the gaps in my fingers. :blush:
 














Easy 10

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The Large One said:
Tcha.

What's the international code word for the letter 'E'? :rolleyes:
I know, I was just being facea...facaue...fash....

taking the piss.
 


Easy 10

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hampden park said:
like the feeling you get when you go over a bridge quickly in a car :jester:
Thats the one. Secretly I like it, but it makes me feel a bit dirty.
 


Scotty Mac

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Re: Re: Re: Random questions from the pub

Southover Street Seagull said:
How come Cannabis isn't called Charlie then? Is Heroin called Hotel?!!!

i might start referring to ecstacy as. shit, ive just realised i dont know the phonetic alphabet
 












Scotty Mac

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Edward Scissorhands said:
Is there an ECHO in here ;)

i see what you've done there:jester:
 




seagully

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Why did God punish the snake in the Garden of Eden by telling him he had to crawl on his belly? how else to snakes get around?
 




Scotty Mac

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seagully said:
Why did God punish the snake in the Garden of Eden by telling him he had to crawl on his belly? how else to snakes get around?

only adam and eve will know that, as they were the only ones around when snakes DIDNT crawl on their bellys
 




seagully said:
Why did God punish the snake in the Garden of Eden by telling him he had to crawl on his belly? how else to snakes get around?

They had bikes before that.
 


Brovion

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Re: Re: Re: Random questions from the pub

Southover Street Seagull said:
How come Cannabis isn't called Charlie then? Is Heroin called Hotel?!!!
:D

Can you imagine the scene? Visitor to Brighton: "Psst, mate I want to score some Hotel, where do I go?" Bemused resident: "Well, er, go to the seafront, loads down there!"
 




Brovion

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I'm going to an all-night party. Anyone know where I can get some sierra?

Edit: I suppose I should ask for Alpha (or Able if I was American) to give it it's correct medical term.
 
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