Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Coming home late from work (11 pm ish) I pulled up outside our chippy and Wife went in to get food. Police car pulled up soon after. The officer strolled up to me and asked me to wind down my window and then put his nose in to have a good smell. No alcohol so no smell. He casually said something like 'double yellow so don't be too long' and wished me a good night. I've no complaints at all. Never been stopped otherwise.