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Rallying call from the Nigel's
- Thread starter Mr Bridger
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HastingsSeagull
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Paragraph 1 shows he has no idea what 'the palace way' is
Paragraph 2 players celebrating with fans? Proves sweet FA
Paragraph 3 cringe, remember when we waved plastic flags and held up bits of card?
Paragraph 4 buy less beers? Not like palace need the money though is it?
but what a match they are. Nigel and the Nigels............. good luck with family day, might get within 10k of our gate 
though probably not!
Paragraph 2 players celebrating with fans? Proves sweet FA
Paragraph 3 cringe, remember when we waved plastic flags and held up bits of card?
Paragraph 4 buy less beers? Not like palace need the money though is it?
but what a match they are. Nigel and the Nigels............. good luck with family day, might get within 10k of our gate though probably not!
Cantona's Flying Dropkick
vidi vici veni
How many will turn up early? 8?
Jimmy Grimble
Well-known member
Would be hilarious if their players flop again.
TheMajor
BHA>CPFC
Joke Club.
Shame they didn't get behind their players at the Amex when they needed it.
Shame they didn't get behind their players at the Amex when they needed it.
supaseagull
Well-known member
Almost as embarrassing as BBC South news articles
Return of the Rev
Well-known member
Oh dear
I do really like palace but they do need to grow up as a football club.
Leighgull
New member
- Dec 27, 2012
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Support vs. Barnsley
Saturday is arguably the biggest game of the season to date.
We all know that things have not been going our way for the past few games. Tensions have been growing on social media where our chief executive has taken his hair and face to abuse us for calling him a ****. Our bumpkin manager has openly been pitching for the Brighton job when Poyet takes over at Chelsea and, to top it all, chicken village are looking shaky as next seasons shirt sponsors. This all needs to change...starting on Saturday.
All through the bit of the season where we were challenging ( the bit before freedman left after swearing undying loyalty and before the team realised what an overrated turnip ollie is) the team and the fans were united as one. Every time Zaha fell to the pitch in simulated agony the whole Arthur Waite would dive in unison, when Glenn Murray sold Jesus out to the Romans, the Holmesdale were cheering him on!..Bolansie waving an imaginary card would bring a tear to every loyal eye...those times have faded to distant warm memory over the last few miserable weeks.
So what are we going to do about it my fellow Jesters? I'll tell you what...we are going to arrive 5 minutes early on Saturday and shout torrents of abuse at the useless wankers! We will pack out the front row of the Sainsburys stand (next to self checkout) and scream our naked hatred and bile at the traitors to the harlequin clown shirt! Parrish will come out onto the pitch stripped to the waist and offer us all out from behind a wall of bouncers, kid Jensen will throw down his football earmuffs in disgust as the Saville Squad close in on him from the coffee bar.
We will have Jel off Holeradio to jeer us on from the gantry so we can abuse the team to victory.
We will need at least half a dozen ultras to make this look really shit so try and turn up as we are aiming for a mention in the Dulwich advertiser.
Up the Palace.
Come on you clowns.
Saturday is arguably the biggest game of the season to date.
We all know that things have not been going our way for the past few games. Tensions have been growing on social media where our chief executive has taken his hair and face to abuse us for calling him a ****. Our bumpkin manager has openly been pitching for the Brighton job when Poyet takes over at Chelsea and, to top it all, chicken village are looking shaky as next seasons shirt sponsors. This all needs to change...starting on Saturday.
All through the bit of the season where we were challenging ( the bit before freedman left after swearing undying loyalty and before the team realised what an overrated turnip ollie is) the team and the fans were united as one. Every time Zaha fell to the pitch in simulated agony the whole Arthur Waite would dive in unison, when Glenn Murray sold Jesus out to the Romans, the Holmesdale were cheering him on!..Bolansie waving an imaginary card would bring a tear to every loyal eye...those times have faded to distant warm memory over the last few miserable weeks.
So what are we going to do about it my fellow Jesters? I'll tell you what...we are going to arrive 5 minutes early on Saturday and shout torrents of abuse at the useless wankers! We will pack out the front row of the Sainsburys stand (next to self checkout) and scream our naked hatred and bile at the traitors to the harlequin clown shirt! Parrish will come out onto the pitch stripped to the waist and offer us all out from behind a wall of bouncers, kid Jensen will throw down his football earmuffs in disgust as the Saville Squad close in on him from the coffee bar.
We will have Jel off Holeradio to jeer us on from the gantry so we can abuse the team to victory.
We will need at least half a dozen ultras to make this look really shit so try and turn up as we are aiming for a mention in the Dulwich advertiser.
Up the Palace.
Come on you clowns.
amexee
New member
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
Great work [MENTION=26569]Leighgull[/MENTION].
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
tinpot club 
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
Come on BARNSLEY.
Djmiles
Barndoor Holroyd
I hope Barnsley SMASH them.
Saltydog
New member
Benson
Member
Poor old Barnsley. Due to a clash of colours they have to play in Palace's away kit. Yuck.
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
Yuck. They'll catch lurgey.
VAL1850
Well-known member
Not a nice way to describe your own fans
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