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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,518
Worthing
I dislike the Northern Irish accent immensely. The people seem nice enough though.

Glaswegion on a lassie is the worst of all. They all sound like 'Wee Hen' ...... Rab C Nesbits`s wife.
 


algie

The moaning of life
Jan 8, 2006
14,713
In rehab
Just waiting for MYOB to flounce now.Humour never crossed the Irish sea
 




Cian

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2003
14,262
Dublin, Ireland
Just waiting for MYOB to flounce now.Humour never crossed the Irish sea

I'm not Uncle Spielberg or DtG; and if you'd read the thread rather than wading in late with an inane comment you'd see that the topic has actually moved on quite a lot. But to be honest, reading a 70 post thread is quite clearly beyond your abilities, as is proper word spacing.
 


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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,518
Worthing
Ah yes, "all the Irish are stupid" jokes, hasn't really had much of a basis in the past 15 years considering we've higher literacy rates, far lower school leaver rates, more college graduates, etc, etc, than the UK now has it?



Damn I was going to do my Jewish gag but after reading up on them for a few days on the internet apparently the majority of them are neither mean or ostentatious.

Shame............... it was a good gag as well.

thanks MYOB I slipped up there.
 


hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
62,773
Chandlers Ford
The ladies of Cork are the fittest in the whole of Ireland. Very very tasty.

I'm surprised to hear that from you, given your penchant for blondes. The Cork folk are originally of Romany stock and tend to produce girls more of the 'sultry beauty' variety.:thumbsup:
 








Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Oh Christ - there is one on an old PC in my loft. She's doing very rude things with a champagne bottle. I'd so forgotten about that.

I couldn't though. Not even on NSP. If Cait ever found out she would kill me - literally kill me. And then her dad and brothers would kill me some more. And then Cait would kill me again.
 




e77

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May 23, 2004
7,270
Worthing
But who do the Kerrymen and the Tasmanians take the piss out of?

There is a Paul Merton sketch about everyone in Kerry telling jokes about people in a certain town in Kerry and everyone in that town telling them about a specific street.

That street tell them about one family, who he concludes all the Irish jokes are actually true stories about!
 


Shizuoka Dolphin

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Jul 8, 2003
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Ah yes, "all the Irish are stupid" jokes, hasn't really had much of a basis in the past 15 years considering we've higher literacy rates, far lower school leaver rates, more college graduates, etc, etc, than the UK now has it?

Good God, man. :rolleyes:
 


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Do you remember the Tom O'Conner show on ITV that used to incorperate Name that tune in the early 80's, I heard that joke on there.
 


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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,518
Worthing
Do you remember the Tom O'Conner show on ITV that used to incorperate Name that tune in the early 80's, I heard that joke on there.


Thats where I first heard it................ how queer.
 




magoo

New member
Jul 8, 2003
6,682
United Kingdom
What makes me laugh is that a thread named 'Racist Joke' has had just as many views as the stickies at the top.

Is it that we all like racist jokes or we all like to pretend we're offended and have a rant?
 


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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,518
Worthing
When I born,
I Black,
When I grow up,
I Black,
When I go in Sun,
I Black,
When I scared,
I Black,
When I sick,
I Black,
And when I die,
I still black..
And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Grey..
And you calling ME Coloured ??
 


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