Rachel Stevens is a free agent

[Hamilton]

...so get you lurve CV's sorted out.

Who is it on here who wants here? Is it Chappers?

 

[JJ McClure]

I think Artois is probably knocking on her door as we speak.

 

[Gritt23]

Is she? Where did you read that?

I thought her and that Holby fella were well loved up. Aren't they due to be married soon?

 

[Italiaseagull]

I think Artois is probably knocking on her door as we speak.

Yep it's Artois alright. He is indeed, knock, knock knocking on Rachaels door, aye aye aye aye aye.

 

[Normal Rob]

best try the back door.

 

[Hamilton]

my colleague who spends some of her time on the gossip sites picked it up this morning.

it's all over.

evidently he had a weeny one and she wanted a well hung sussex bloke named after a lager.

 

[Marc]

my colleague who spends some of her time on the gossip sites picked it up this morning.

it's all over.

evidently he had a weeny one and she wanted a well hung sussex bloke named after a lager.

well I heard she wanted a short bald one (bloke that is not my....his todger) named after a shoreham pub

 

[The Great Cornholio]

...so get you lurve CV's sorted out.

Who is it on here who wants here? Is it Chappers?

Free Agent? Does that mean we can pick her up on a Bosman? Can't be worse than Butters!

 

[The Great Cornholio]

well I heard she wanted a short bald one (bloke that is not my....his todger) named after a shoreham pub

What, Mr Kings Arms?

 

[Gritt23]

evidently he had a weeny one and she wanted a well hung sussex bloke named after a lager.

Excellent, my mate Carl Simon Berg, will be delighted.

 

[Seagullible]

Mentioned this earlier. She wanted me but I turned her down - she only wanted me for my body!

gotta stop day dreaming!

 

[BrightonBird]

Does this mean I am now free to date Jeremy Edwards?

 

[Seagullible]

Does this mean I am now free to date Jeremy Edwards?

Dunno what the triple jumpers got do do with Rachel Stevens?

 

[Hamilton]

...try Jeremy Beadle

 

[Italiaseagull]

...try Jeremy Beadle

Or his hand!

 

[GUNTER]

I'd rather shag the dark skinned one in S Club. Shes v. nice

 

[Artois]

PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
PLEASE SAY THIS IS TRUE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

 

[Seagullible]

This is very true

 

[Artois]

she wanted a well hung sussex bloke named after a lager.

Who told you?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Does this mean I am now free to date Jeremy Edwards?

Nope, he's mine!!!