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Quest for the Holy Foreskin
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Lord Bracknell
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The Hungarian humourist, George Mikes once said that you can measure the relative popularity of saints by the number of Italian cathedrals that they are buried in.
Raleigh Chopper
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Another mission for Indiana Jones. I bet those Nazis have got it.
jakarta
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It will be in the same place as the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...
In The Rough
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Will they be acting on a tip off?
pastafarian
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presumably without the same explosive qualities
hoveboyslim
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I might watch this with a glass of wine and some pork scratchings...
withdeanwombat
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It was, of course, one of several used to make a handbag, which, when stroked, turned into a suitcase.
Theatre of Trees
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Bill Cassidy's tie up
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Does anyone here watch Stand Up Without a Net? Where stand up comedians improv a set when given a title. Started last week, and Frank Skinner had one about overly personal Catholic Sacrement or something like that, and he went into a thread about holy foreskin.