Public Relations Challenge for the day

[Tooting Gull]

Lord Sewel - what next? If YOU were advising him, what is his next move?

Reality TV? Set up a charity for drug users/sex workers?

How, if remotely possible, does he turn this around?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lay low for a couple of months, then carry on as if nothing had happened?

 

[Gwylan]

Lord Sewel - what next? If YOU were advising him, what is his next move?

Set up a charity

That worked for Profumo

 

[MattBackHome]

Mea Culpa followed by exclusive spread in the Currant Bun. Then retirement.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Host a BBC4 version of the Jeremy Kyle Show. The bebutlered can be foully fascinating on screen too, you know. The brawls will be better between henchmen too.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Not really sure what the issue with him is ? Go down the square mile on a Friday night and you'll find thousands taking coke. Playing with a prostitute ? So f**king what ?

 

[Doc Lynam]

Ask Putin for a character reference.

 

[Gwylan]

Not really sure what the issue with him is ? Go down the square mile on a Friday night and you'll find thousands taking coke. Playing with a prostitute ? So f**king what ?

It's not the charlie or the prostitutes that's the problem, it's that he got caught

 

[8ace]

Lord Sewel is my HERO.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Not really sure what the issue with him is ? Go down the square mile on a Friday night and you'll find thousands taking coke. Playing with a prostitute ? So f**king what ?

I suppose if you're going down, do it in style. Some people probably lose their jobs for stealing paper clips. I'm sure that's what he'll tell the grandchildren at the next family gathering.

 

[beorhthelm]

Not really sure what the issue with him is ? Go down the square mile on a Friday night and you'll find thousands taking coke. Playing with a prostitute ? So f**king what ?

got caught and job was to uphold standards. to be caught saying expenses is paying is icing on the cake.

 

[Nibble]

I imagine he'll get a huge payout with his "retirement" and no further action will be taken. Exactly the same as every other elite class criminal that gets caught.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I think the Max Mosley approach is preferable. Brush off the coke and whores side of things with a "so what, it's what I like" then sue, on privacy grounds, the person who spilled the beans.

 

[Hillian1]

Snorting bag off prozzies tits and nailing them at 69 years old.

Man deserves some respect IMHO.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I think in one of his quotes he mistakenly thought his daily allowance was £200 and not £300. So is he in fact an under-claiming paragon of virtue, who has saved us all money...

 

[Nibble]

Not really sure what the issue with him is ? Go down the square mile on a Friday night and you'll find thousands taking coke. Playing with a prostitute ? So f**king what ?

The difference is, he's using our money to pay for the coke and brasses.

 

[The Fifth Column]

The difference is, he's using our money to pay for the coke and brasses.

No different to the feckless sneering underclasses of Britain buying fags, paying for their Sky TV and enormous widescreen TVs and trips abroad to Benidorm to spunk even more of their benefits that we pay for.

There are plenty on here who would be happy to hoover up some charlie whilst laying cable with hookers and they would be chuffed to do it at the taxpayers expense too.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Reality TV - Sex, Drugs and Suspicious Spouses.

 

[Biscuit]

Lay low for a couple of months, then carry on as if nothing had happened?

Is the correct answer. The media will move on soon, and the Lords don't appear to be making any significant effort to move him on.

Just sit tight, in a few months it'll be back to the tidy salary and £200 a day for showing up,

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Public apology to placate those that think they actually count for something then retire quietly.

No need for anything else really.