Pricking Your Conscience

[el punal]

After yesterday's sad state of affairs at Yeovil, which I am afraid to say I witnessed at first hand, a little frivolity to lighten the mood :

The Scene : Albion are about to play Man.Utd. in the F.A.Cup 6th round at the Amex at 3.00 p.m. on a Saturday. You are on Brighton station concourse at 12.00 about to go off to the pub for a few pre-match drinks. A gorgeous, stunning woman (substitute man if you are of the fair sex, or you bat for the other side) approaches you and asks if you would partake in hot, rampant sex in a 5 star hotel bedroom that she (he) has booked for the day, and at no cost to yourself.

The Options - Do you :

A. Politely refuse as you are in a wonderful, loving relationship with your partner.

B. Politely refuse as you are going to a very important football match to watch a team that you adore.

C. Say yes please and off you go and are never seen again!

D. Say yes please, and because you are a complete cad you indulge in rumpy-pumpy until 2.30, then sneak out and get a taxi to the Amex.

E. Now this option is for you fellow NSCers to state what YOU would do if different from the above :-------------------------------------------------:guitar:

 

[Goldstone1976]

E. Refuse, because it's clearly a honey trap. Might check whether she was still available at 7pm (after the game) though..... you only live once.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

C but with the radio on

 

[hybrid_x]

B. when you grow up you realise sex is a little empty unless you truly care about and know the other person, and that those offering sex to strangers are generally strange nutters with deep deep issues.

 

[Telscombe Seagull]

E: The option to post on NSC to ask? followed by the demand for photos! or F: ask if the wife can come along and video/partake

 

[£1.99]

I would let her down lightly and tell her that she will probably get over me in a few months time but if she can't then she can always try to find me again and maybe just maybe she might be a very lucky girl!

 

[Birdie Boy]

E: talk to Sky and get the game moved to Sunday at 4pm, giving me enough time to ge over the 12 hour session with the lovely lady and still get to the match!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I always do A.

 

[Justice]

B. when you grow up you realise sex is a little empty unless you truly care about and know the other person, and that those offering sex to strangers are generally strange nutters with deep deep issues.

I'm with hybrid on this, I knew of someone (a male) who got approached by a 'stunning woman' went to the hotel and ended up getting raped by two men and then sadly killed himself a few months later as he never came to terms with it.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

D) leave before the end to get a train. Yeah quite a few would do that.

 

[Ali_rrr]

Tell her to meet me in the hotel room, I'll only be a few hours.