You're going to think I'm taking the piss, but I'm genuinely not:-Another fantastic shift from the ‘Deutsche Messi’ Max Meyer today, justifying the £14m Palace paid for him, a talent the like of which hasn’t been seen since the last great white Palace hope Joniesta took the footballing world by storm.
McArthur, PVA glue, Townsend, Ward and the rest really are utter gash.
Was The German Messi even playing?