[Albion] Premier League 12-15/03/21

[Easy 10]

A terrible pundit. Jenas seemed angry with him at times- guess that comes from spending the day with the guy.

Lineker was in his "irritating dick mode" from 11.45 on MOTD today as they "struggled" to make a case for this game being half decent. Then came the feigned "well well well" stuff at half time when the game had actually been pretty good.

If you're not interested, Gary, then why not just f*ck off and make some more on-trend right on WOKE comments on your boring as SHITE Twitter feed, you jug-eared ponce.

 

[Swansman]

Lineker made a bad joke about Brighton missing 144 chances at half time today, just so that he could make a 'gross' pun. Martin Keown has just taken the joke at face value and said that we've missed 144 chances in front of goal recently. If he's talking about 'recent' being the five games since our last win, apparently, we've been missing nearly thirty good chances per game. Even if Lineker's joke went over his head, did he not consider for a moment that it sounded a bit wrong?

Martin Keown is such a dumb man, its very obvious if you read Ray Parlours and Dennis Bergkamps autobiographies. They used to make fun of him all the time.

The story about Igors Stepanovs is pretty telling. He went on trial with Arsenal and apparently Keown was always really grumpy when Arsenal had a central defender on trial, so the rest of the squad would applaud Stepanovs for anything he did in the trainings (despite being hopelessly and obviously below everyones elses level), just to make fun of Keown, who just didnt get it and got even grumpier because he was just too thick. Plenty of stories like that.

 

[The Wizard]

Amazed that wasn’t a penalty for Wolves, referee went to blow his whistle then didn’t.

 

[Swansman]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Bry Nylon]

Martin Keown is such a dumb man, its very obvious if you read Ray Parlours and Dennis Bergkamps autobiographies. They used to make fun of him all the time.

The story about Igors Stepanovs is pretty telling. He went on trial with Arsenal and apparently Keown was always really grumpy when Arsenal had a central defender on trial, so the rest of the squad would applaud Stepanovs for anything he did in the trainings (despite being hopelessly and obviously below everyones elses level), just to make fun of Keown, who just didnt get it and got even grumpier because he was just too thick. Plenty of stories like that.

 

[herecomesaregular]

Keown is awful, very forceful with his points, disagreeable, humourless and indeed seems a bit dim. Still, not as bad as Jim Beglin imo.

 

[Sheebo]

Still wanting a Wolves loss here tbh. Beat Newcastle and we’ll be 3 behind them level games if they lose this and the more teams in and around the scrap the better. Only issue is Newcastle is the sort of game we won’t win..!

 

[Prince Monolulu]

If we're talking commentary, the Leslie/Townsend combo for this one is right up there imho.

Easy on the ear and fan friendly to my mind.

 

[Swansman]

Arlo Guthrie on for Wolves, should make it more entertaining.

 

[Motogull]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I switched off with 30 to go.

 

[Jim in the West]

Is there another team in the Premier League who do so much running around for so little effect? Wolves SHOULD be great to watch, but often their games are really boring. Maybe it's because they're not very good at passing?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Lineker made a bad joke about Brighton missing 144 chances at half time today, just so that he could make a 'gross' pun. Martin Keown has just taken the joke at face value and said that we've missed 144 chances in front of goal recently. If he's talking about 'recent' being the five games since our last win, apparently, we've been missing nearly thirty good chances per game. Even if Lineker's joke went over his head, did he not consider for a moment that it sounded a bit wrong?

That was hilarious. Keown showed himself up there.

 

[Swansman]

Not looking good for Patricio. Knee to the head and knocked out completely, nasty.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Not looking good for Patricio. Knee to the head and knocked out completely, nasty.

Not good

 

[Algernon]

Was it after a non raised offside flag if you see what I mean?

 

[oldboyroy]

Wish him all the best looks very nasty

 

[Superphil]

Was it after a non raised offside flag if you see what I mean?

Yes it was, not a huge delay, but if the flag had gone up when it happened, and the whistle blown the players would probably have pulled out enough not to have had a full pelt collision.

 

[Billy in Bristol]

Was it after a non raised offside flag if you see what I mean?

Yes...and the sum of all fears realised it was bound to happen sometime.

 

[swindonseagull]

why so much added time? what have I missed?

 

[dazzer6666]

why so much added time? what have I missed?

Nasty injury to Patricio - knocked out (accidental), sadly wouldn’t have happened under the old offside rule as flag would have been up beforehand