Pranks at work.

[Rogero]

When I used to work in an office we used to have a team meeting once a month. The boss used to come in early and put still and sparkling water bottles on the table. I used to sneak in and shake up the sparkling water so when someone opened it flowed all over the table .The boss always apologised. After three months the boss would undo the bottles to let some air out as he thought it must be him shaking it up in his car.Unknown to him I would tighten it up and again it sprayed everywhere when someone opened it . What fun.

I now work in a call centre. There is a really ugly woman sits near me but she is quite a good laugh. She contacted one of the customers who was buying a phone and pretended she was sex mad and after him. The guy really believes her and has even sent a picture of his girlfriend. Everyone in the Call Centre is now in on the joke.

 

[W.C.]

teehee! Not bad

 

[desprateseagull]

i once hid in a photo copier, at christmas.. seeing all those arses, eugh!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Cling film over the toilet is always a timeless classic.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

When I used to work in an office we used to have a team meeting once a month. The boss used to come in early and put still and sparkling water bottles on the table. I used to sneak in and shake up the sparkling water so when someone opened it flowed all over the table .The boss always apologised. After three months the boss would undo the bottles to let some air out as he thought it must be him shaking it up in his car.Unknown to him I would tighten it up and again it sprayed everywhere when someone opened it . What fun.



I now work in a call centre. There is a really ugly woman sits near me but she is quite a good laugh. She contacted one of the customers who was buying a phone and pretended she was sex mad and after him. The guy really believes her and has even sent a picture of his girlfriend. Everyone in the Call Centre is now in on the joke.

Call centre ones a bit silly,no one would fall for that.

 

[albion534]

I locked someone in a cage once and pushed it down a ramp into a wall! That was fun

 

[daveinprague]

Cling film over the toilet is always a timeless classic.

We did this a on all the female toilets in the Amex building one boring nightshift. The witchhunt that followed was quite scary

 

[ali jenkins]

When my mum got re-married I was tasked with taking their overnight bag to the hotel before the wedding with one of my cousins.

They were very pissed off that someone had been eating ginger biscuits in bed before them and it hadnt been cleaned but were very impressed with the clenleness of the toilet and inparticularly, the clingfilm over the toilet bowl.

 

[Bold Seagull]

I now work in a call centre. There is a really ugly woman sits near me but she is quite a good laugh. She contacted one of the customers who was buying a phone and pretended she was sex mad and after him. The guy really believes her and has even sent a picture of his girlfriend. Everyone in the Call Centre is now in on the joke.

I really wouldn't be that surprised if this is actually pretty much the truth of what has gone on!

 

[GingerBeerMan]

At work once for BANTER I chopped someone's finger off with a knife. I found it well funny. Only the top knuckle though, I'm not an animal.

 

[Kumquat]

I worked with someone called Alan I think it was, who was a cock. So i swapped some keys round on his keyboard. I swapped the A for C, the L for O and the N for K. So when he typed his name in an email, it spelt Cock instead of Alan.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

i changed the keys around on a few peoples keyboards once. they were NOT happy!

 

[drew]

Years ago the daily mail used to do a bingo game and the card would cover about a month. First thing in the morning, there were about 3 of us who would check our cards as one would read out the numbers. I got hold of this girls bingo card and photocopied it. A few days later, I started to read of the numbers from the paper except it was from the photocopy instead and she leapt into the air shouting she had won £40k. Think we were creased up laughing for a couple of weeks. Happy days.

 

[BBassic]

I stick with the classics. Screenshot someone's desktop, set it as their wallpaper and then delete/hide all the icons. Hours of fun. Maybe minutes.

Or changing the shortcut target for their browser icon so that it redirects to Windows shutdown.