Ok.
I DO enjoy reading some of the BRILLIANT theories on this thread though. Some are like a movie plot.
I'd go for Ricky Gervais to play David Burke and Jason Statham to play Barber.
Dom Littlewood as Oatway.
How about Javier Bardem to play Mr Poyet - could portray him as deliciously evil, which would suit the interpretations of some.
You could call it Bring Me the Head of Oscar Garcia. I already wrote the opening scene for TSLR50. It was intended to be satirical and humorous but I'm beginning to think it made more sense than some of the posts on this thread.