Posh Spice to strip?

[Dawsey]

"Posh and Coleen to strip for England?

Wives and girlfriends of the England football team may have to strip off if they fancy a swim during the World Cup.

The likes of Victoria Beckham and Coleen McLoughlin will find clothes are banned in the pool complex at the England squad's hotel in Germany.

As well as a swimming pool, the hotel's spa features steambaths, saunas and massages - but clothing is strictly taboo.

A source at the Schlosshotel Buhlerhohe in Germany's Black Forest told The Sun: "It's no place for modesty.

"Like most spas in this part of the world, clothes are a no-no - and men and women strip off together. I'm sure they'll find it great fun."

The secluded five-star hotel has been handpicked by coach Sven Goran Eriksson as England's World Cup HQ this summer.

Players' wives and girlfriends will be free to come and go, although they will be booked into a different hotel in nearby Baden-Baden."

 

[Cian]

We've all seen a broom before, turn it upside down and you've got Posh Spice, so its nothing special...

 

[sir danny cullip]

The secluded five-star hotel has been handpicked by coach Sven Goran Eriksson as England's World Cup HQ this summer.

Hardly suprising! Although he has been known to ban wives from bedrooms during tournaments hasn't he?

 

[sir danny cullip]

We've all seen a broom before, turn it upside down and you've got Posh Spice, so its nothing special...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Re: Re: Posh Spice to strip?

Hardly suprising! Although he has been known to ban wives from bedrooms during tournaments hasn't he?

Is that so they have to spend all day at the pool?

 

[sir danny cullip]

Re: Re: Re: Posh Spice to strip?

Is that so they have to spend all day at the pool?

Haha yea youre probably right, i doubt nancy will be too impressed with all the younger ladies around!

 

[Easy 10]

Well I certainly would.

 

[sir danny cullip]

So would I, man she looks hot in that picture

 

[dougdeep]

Not air-brushed much.

 

[bhaexpress]

That must be an old photo as there's no stretch marks.

 

[Easy 10]

Well I still think she's well worth a RUMMAGE.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

No thanks, theres more meat in a can of spam

 

[coventrygull]

Posh spice is a minger

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She's barred from all the pubs,
An when She's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of S.Stubbs

 

[house your seagull]

i'm actually quite a fan of her

 

[Beach Hut]

i'm actually quite a fan of her

I think I am as well looking like that

 

[Stevie Boy]

wouldnt kick her out of bed for farting

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

No thanks, theres more meat in a can of spam

Sorry have to disagree. I think I've seen more meat on a Butcher's apron than posh. In fact no, a sparrow's knee-cap has more meat than that stick insect.

Urrghhh!

 

[Billy the Fish]

"Like most spas in this part of the world, clothes are a no-no - and men and women strip off together. I'm sure they'll find it great fun."

Men are naked too. Does that mean that Ashley Cole is going to be walking around with a massive BONER.

 

[Woodchip]

Not air-brushed much.

Who gives a damn?