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Portslade and the 'chav towns' of Sussex



Randsta

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Aug 8, 2011
2,997
Eastbourne
I love the site http://www.ilivehere.co.uk/ so many gems but I love this about Eastbourn gangsta...
"Anyway i must leave i just heard shots fired outside my window…and a potato pellet just fell into my lap, guna go mash the shooter up big time with my ”hulk smash” gloves….they dont leave no bruises..!
eastbournes no1
Billy Boi
By: Billy boi"
Watch out for a man wearing Hulk smash gloves ...but I didn't have to tell you that ;) weirdo!
 






Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
10,657
Arundel
Arundel a "chav" town, really? It's so quiet you can hear a butterfly f@*t.
 










Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
56,064
Faversham
I'm a bit older than you. 1957-59. Miss Broadbridge and Mr Slack.

We had them both.... Miss Broadbridge married Mr Stone (after your time). Slack was a bugger with the hair twisting, just in front of the ear (ouch!)
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
56,064
Faversham




Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
We had them both.... Miss Broadbridge married Mr Stone (after your time). Slack was a bugger with the hair twisting, just in front of the ear (ouch!)

Mr Slack used to throw the blackboard duster at me. He also used to bang the ruler on my desk which made me jump out of my skin. He was a great teacher though. I got through my 11+ because of him.
 


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