Pornbusters

[Meade's Ball]

I have a job interview tomorrow.
Basically, i sit there all day, trying to find illegal porn, reporting it and then getting it deleted.
And i get paid.

My mate works there already. He says he saw a clip of a man being raped by a badger.

Don't worry though. I won't get any of threads from her illegalised.

 

[El Presidente]

Don't you mean 'here' rather than 'her'?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Sounds like the best job ever. Don't stay too long though, you'll become desensitised to any porn.

 

[Marc]

downside to that is if you come across child porn, I knew someone who did a simular job to that but left as the emotions just got too much for him

 

[El Presidente]

Don't stay too long though, you'll become desensitised to any porn.

How long does that take (said he rakishly to the tall blonde quite clearly gagging to be taken roughly from behind)?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Don't you mean 'here' rather than 'her'?

Damn. Yes i do mean here. The 'her' makes me sound like i knew the badger intimately.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Perhaps the best part (apart from the money and the pornography) will be that i can pretend to be looking at filth whilst having NSC open all day.

"Morning Andy, what are you investigating today?"
"Well, boss, still on the trail of the deviants behind this disgusting site. They pretend to talk about football, but all i see is foul language and wagging boobs."
"Keep up the good work."

 

[El Presidente]

Just don't mistake badgers for beavers

 

[Gritt23]

In all seriousness it could prove to be quite disturbing, as there really are some sick people out there, and goodness only knows how depraved the internet can get if you look in the right places.

We all draw a line somewhere, but you will be forced to go way beyond it.

I bet you quit within a month.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Well, i have a pretty strong (and large) stomach and i reckon i can handle it.
My other job option at the moment is wanking men off via SMS.
I think i have made the right choice.

Most of the day will be spent messing about on here and writing stories etc, so it should be alright for that.

 

[El Presidente]

My other job option at the moment is wanking men off via SMS

You must have long arms

 

[Meade's Ball]

Yes. I'm like Mr Tickle. But i have beadlesque fingers.

All lies, i'm afraid.

£5 an hour though to pretend to be an 18 year old woman being turned on by odd little men who read the Daily Sport and pretend to be racing drivers and astronauts.

I don't know where my life took this pornographic turning.

 

[Mr Popkins]

nice work if you can get it!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

nice work if you can get it!

Shouldn't that be nice work if you can't get it?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I think I'm totally addicted to bass

 

[Sorrel]

What about cod?

 

[dwayne]

£5 an hour?? is it possible to live off that??

 

[Dunkstar]

It is if you don't have to buy vids or mags!

 

[Easy 10]

£5 an hour?? is it possible to live off that??

*sigh*
Go on then Dwayne, tell the rest of us how much an hour you earn. No doubt you are absolutely dying to.

Zzzzzzzzz.

 

[Everest]

£5 an hour though to pretend to be an 18 year old woman being turned on by odd little men who read the Daily Sport and pretend to be racing drivers and astronauts.

Have I spoken to you before in the chatroom?