Poo and Wee

[CHAPPERS]

Have you ever done a poo without having a little wee at the same time?

I don't think I have.

 

[Sheebo]

KNOBBER



yeh course i have

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Have you ever done a poo without having a little wee at the same time?

I don't think I have.

Nope. It's impossible

 

[Easy 10]

Good spot Chappers.
Do you always find that your wee holds off until your poo has come out ? I do. Its like the wee is waiting its turn, cos the poo has right of way. I think this is sound bodily judgement as well, because if your wee came out first, then your poo would drop into it, and the wee might splash up and hit your bum, which wouldn't be very nice would it.

 

[SK1NT]

great spot chappers. always feels good doing a poo and wee at the same. makes my body feel clensed and i feel lighter too.

 

[lost in london]

Good spot Chappers.
Do you always find that your wee holds off until your poo has come out ? I do. Its like the wee is waiting its turn, cos the poo has right of way. I think this is sound bodily judgement as well, because if your wee came out first, then your poo would drop into it, and the wee might splash up and hit your bum, which wouldn't be very nice would it.

I think that's proof that there's no such thing as evolution. God obviously saw that toilets would be invented, and so gave poo the priority.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Good spot Chappers.
Do you always find that your wee holds off until your poo has come out ? I do. Its like the wee is waiting its turn, cos the poo has right of way. I think this is sound bodily judgement as well, because if your wee came out first, then your poo would drop into it, and the wee might splash up and hit your bum, which wouldn't be very nice would it.

Exactly. I would have though it's because the poo puts pressure on the wee tube and closes it thereby trapping the wee in your body.

*scientist*

 

[Northstander]

Good spot Chappers.
Do you always find that your wee holds off until your poo has come out ? I do. Its like the wee is waiting its turn, cos the poo has right of way. I think this is sound bodily judgement as well, because if your wee came out first, then your poo would drop into it, and the wee might splash up and hit your bum, which wouldn't be very nice would it.

NSC back to it's best!

 

[Gully]

...so, if a cat shits in my front garden does it do a wee at the same time?

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

...so, if a cat shits in my front garden does it do a wee at the same time?

yes, i do......whoops

 

[Theatre of Trees]

That's because the bladder is situated above the bowels so when you drink your bladder expands and pushes down on the bowel. If you drink plenty of liquid regularly you shouldn't get constipated.

 

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I read lots of websites about willies, and they work like a trapdoor system, when cum's coming out the wee door shuts and vice versa. Fascinating stuff.

 

[El Presidente]

I read lots of websites about willies, and they work like a trapdoor system, when cum's coming out the wee door shuts and vice versa. Fascinating stuff.

I have a DVD that disproves that!

 

[Wardy]

I have a DVD that disproves that!

Did you buy it in the Crown's toliets?

 

[Del Boy]

poo & wee is what I believe Paul Parker used to call Lee Sharpe & Roy Keane.

 

[Bakesy]

That's because the bladder is situated above the bowels so when you drink your bladder expands and pushes down on the bowel. If you drink plenty of liquid regularly you shouldn't get constipated.

About 10 pints every match.......still get constipated though.......maybe i'm not drinking enough.

 

[Bakesy]

Has anyone ever managed to keep their eyes open when sneezing...

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I don't poo and wee at exactly the same time ...
I have a little push/strain, poo, then wee after poo completed.

Too much information?

 

[Da Man Clay]

Has anyone ever managed to keep their eyes open when sneezing...

Thats impossible as if you kept your eyes open you would sneeze your eyeballs out of your head. I think we sneeze at something like 100+ mph.

 

[magoo]

Thats impossible as if you kept your eyes open you would sneeze your eyeballs out of your head. I think we sneeze at something like 100+ mph.

that's an urban myth too innit?

i can keep my eyes open slightly.