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Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,993
got another one for you lokki 7, when you wake up in the morning after a night on the booze and your mouth is very dry is it PC to say

'my mouth is as rough as a Zanzibar teddy boys left flip flop' :D
 




caz99

New member
Jun 2, 2004
1,895
Sompting
hampden park said:
got another one for you lokki 7, when you wake up in the morning after a night on the booze and your mouth is very dry is it PC to say

'my mouth is as rough as a Zanzibar teddy boys left flip flop' :D

no its my mouth is as dry as gandis flip flop
 




Rougvie

Rising Damp
Aug 29, 2003
5,131
Hove, f***ing ACTUALLY.
My favourite one at the moment is...

'Im SKINT as a POOF'

Dont know where it came from, but it has a nice RING to it.
 


hampden park said:
got another one for you lokki 7, when you wake up in the morning after a night on the booze and your mouth is very dry is it PC to say

'my mouth is as rough as a Zanzibar teddy boys left flip flop' :D


I can see why you're struggling with this one Mr park. It may on the face of it seem acceptable, if a little vulgar (I expect no less from you). But what that statement implies is that ALL Zanzibar teddy boys left flip flops are rough which is clearly belittling not just Zanzibar teddy boys, but by association teddy boys everywhere for poor up-keep of personal effects. This could easily cause offence so the statement should not be used, and instead be assigned to the scrapheap with phrases such as "Happy as a paedophile in a playground" where it rightly belongs.
 




Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,993
Lokki 7 said:
I can see why you're struggling with this one Mr park. It may on the face of it seem acceptable, if a little vulgar (I expect no less from you). But what that statement implies is that ALL Zanzibar teddy boys left flip flops are rough which is clearly belittling not just Zanzibar teddy boys, but by association teddy boys everywhere for poor up-keep of personal effects. This could easily cause offence so the statement should not be used, and instead be assigned to the scrapheap with phrases such as "Happy as a paedophile in a playground" where it rightly belongs.

thankyou for those kind words lokki 7, vulgar ! ME?!!!

those words went down well like 'a fart in a space-suit',
'a turd in a swimming pool', 'a pork chop in a synagogue (sp)'

thanks again :angel:
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,278
So, having watched Roots, is it a compliment or a racist remark to say "he was hung like a black"?
 








HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
hampden park said:
a term i havent heard for a long time is 'sweating like a rapist'. this was said to me by a colleague who had just done a very hard weights session in the gym. PC or not PC?

Almost - "sweating like a darkie on a rape charge". And it's used amongst all the ethnics that I work with and have ever worked with, they don't seem to find a problem with it!
 


Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,993
HampshireSeagulls said:
Almost - "sweating like a darkie on a rape charge". And it's used amongst all the ethnics that I work with and have ever worked with, they don't seem to find a problem with it!

when i was onboard HMS Minerva, alongside in GUZZ there was knock on the mess hatch and then someone shouted down "have you got any niggers in the mess"?, we all shouted "NO!!!", we then got the response "you f***ing have now". ro(1)g M. Lescott a f***ing cracking lad. :lolol:
 






It's just a saying like the paddy ones on site in London, been around for years. Me thinks it's you who's got an issue.

Now this is Politically Correct, white people turned down to become a police officer because there's too many white people in the force and they want ethnic minorities. Or like today in the National papers, criminals on release will have priorities over law abiding citizens when it comes to finding work. Thought the saying was crime doesn't pay, well it does under Labour.

How about this one, Santa will be banned in case he scares children, then they rephrase that remark because of uproar from the public and then say, ok, make sure children sit at the back near the exit so if they find santa scary they can make an exit, how about all these muslim woman dressed head to toe in black, they scare me let alone a child, they look like something out of aliens but to Labour they're like snow white.

You couldn't make it up.

Vote Labour :thumbsup:
 
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And if you're thinking I'm telling big fat porkies, opps, should watch my manners as Labour has banned the word 'fat,' darn, I didn't mean to say porkies as that word is banned in many places as it offends Muslims, well that what the Politically Correct brigade of the Labour party says. Bloody hell, think we should rename the whole english dictionary, darn, said it again, sorry everyone, I've really got to watch my manners, I was meant to say the multi cultural dictionary :tosser:

Anyway, about the scary big man in the white beard, that comment was on the Labour (Government ) party website. I kid you not.

You couldn't make it up.

Vote Labour:thumbsup:
 




Come on you mighty Blues. Sorry, wrong thread, never mind, while I’m here…………

The ex Falkland soldiers and similar organisations wanted a grant of £150,000 from the lottery yesterday but the national lottery refused them any kind of funds (now run by the government) and instead rewarded asylum seekers organisations £150,000.

So much for putting your country first.

You couldn’t make it up.

Vote Labour :thumbsup:
 


The best two Politically Correct comments in the past year and need awards are.

The Dorset lifeboat asking for £100,000 so it can invest in better equipment to save life’s, The national lottery (run by the government) turned them down saying they don’t save enough ethnic minorities and asylum seekers.


The Scottish mountain rescue team got refused a grant of £70,000 because they don’t rescue enough ethnic minorities.

You couldn't make it up.

Vote Labour :thumbsup:
 




The Politically Correct brigade was on the back foot tonight, no surprise there then considering it was on national TV. The best reply was when Havant Council tried to defend themselves on why they banned school children from sending Christmas cards. Their argument was, it isn't necessary and would create to much waste. Then they backed peddled and said they'd call festive lights Christmas lights next year, wonder if that has to do with the public outraged at how this government is trying to change our way of life?

You couldn't make it up.

Vote Labour :thumbsup:
 




bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Oceanic said:
The Politically Correct brigade was on the back foot tonight, no surprise there then considering it was on national TV. The best reply was when Havant Council tried to defend themselves on why they banned school children from sending Christmas cards. Their argument was, it isn't necessary and would create to much waste. Then they backed peddled and said they'd call festive lights Christmas lights next year, wonder if that has to do with the public outraged at how this government is trying to change our way of life?

You couldn't make it up.

Vote Labour :thumbsup:

Depsite our recent spat you make sense. Why should we ban Christmas ? Will Moslems ban Ramadan ? Even here ? No fuckin' chance.
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,949
Crap Town
Ban Xmas and it will save money on presents. Divert the money saved into drinking funds and then celebrate Pissmas.
 


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