Police Surveillance

[Beach Hut]

Come into the work this morning and the Met Police have a man in our building on our floor surveilling the school over the road.

 

[Napper]

paedophile !

 

[tedebear]

Oooohhh - excitement!! You're part of an "operation" !!

Has he had any doughnuts yet?

 

[Beach Hut]

We believe it is a murder case and think the child of the parent accused is at the school.

Alternatively there could be a major internal fraud going on however he is looking out at the school all day.

And no sign of any doughnuts yet !

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Blow up and pop a paper bag - see what happens.

Edit: I hope the perpetrator doesn't read NSC. The police cover will have be blown

 

[Beach Hut]

He has gone now, reliably informed he will be back around 14:30

 

[tedebear]

blimey - thats a long lunch break!

 

[Beach Hut]

Allegedly this is to do with the chinese girl found in the Thames with no arms and legs

 

[Napper]

Allegedly this is to do with the chinese girl found in the Thames with no arms and legs

Her mates did try to tell her she wouldnt make it across

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Allegedly this is to do with the chinese girl found in the Thames with no arms and legs

Was she called Bob?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Lets hope the suspect doesn't read NSC!

 

[Hampden Park]

Come into the work this morning and the Met Police have a man in our building on our floor surveilling the school over the road.

i have it on good authority BH that they are infact watching you matey

 

[Beach Hut]

Re: Re: Police Surveillance

i have it on good authority BH that they are infact watching you matey

Well if they are they need to look in my direction.

Back around 14:30 so I understand

 

[Buzzer]

tell the policeman to stop fannying about.

And call him Guv'nor at every opportunity. I guarantee it will be the funniest thing he's ever heard.

 

[Nibble]

tell the policeman to stop fannying about.

And call him Guv'nor at every opportunity. I guarantee it will be the funniest thing he's ever heard.

Yeah properly go over all 1970 cop on him.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

tell the policeman to stop fannying about.

And call him Guv'nor at every opportunity. I guarantee it will be the funniest thing he's ever heard.

And don't give him any coffee. When he get s the nod to rush in, he will undoubtably throw it out of the window, which would be dangerous.

 

[Buzzer]

try playing 70s cop bingo with your colleagues.

Get him to try and say words like blag, motor, nark, going dahn, nicked

 

[Marc]

when he comes back unbutton your shirt, rub your nipples and say to him "wanna play good cop bad cop big guy?"


...and see what he does next!

 

[Beach Hut]

Different one is back.............................

Make that two

 

[Beach Hut]

And the female they were after has been nabbed !