PM's announcement - at some point today, when he feels like it

[Surf's Up]

Brewery a couldn't piss-up in a organise.

 

[Silverhatch]

Bungle*******, Cluster****ing Shit of a year.

 

[TomandJerry]

All kicking off behind the scenes apparently

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[n1 gull]

I can't bring myself to watch this shite. A lockdown in Sussex is ridiculous

 

[Notters]

All kicking off behind the scenes apparently

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Can only imagine what's happening re brexit

 

[Chicken Run]

How can a politician go from Remain to Leave overnight?

How can the nation then elect him PM?

We have only ourselves to blame.

That’s the easiest question I’ll answer today, the alternative was even worse and you know that!

 

[Pavilionaire]

It's pissing dowm, Sean Connery is dead and we're about to go into a national lockdown. Is everyone enjoying their Hallowe'en?

 

[BrickTamland]

All kicking off behind the scenes apparently

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Source?

 

[Motogull]

Is the blond bungle**** hiding in a fridge again?

 

[TomandJerry]

Source?

The continued delay of the press conference. No fixed time of the press conference at the moment.

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[Chicken Run]

It's pissing dowm, Sean Connery is dead and we're about to go into a national lockdown. Is everyone enjoying their Hallowe'en?

Yes, no **** is knocking at my door begging.

 

[BrickTamland]

The continued delay of the press conference. No fixed time of the press conference at the moment.

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Ah, sorry thought you’d seen something

 

[jakarta]

Ah well, I purchased a load of bog rolls and booze this morning so Happy Christmas to NSC!

 

[lawros left foot]

**** me. The shitter has delayed again - 6.30 now!

He’s obviously found the Brandy bottle.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Can only imagine what's happening re brexit

We've just become an annex of North Korea and only have to pay 53% tax on videos of the Glorious Leader. We have also signed an amazing levelling up deal with them to test their nuclear weapons. We don't even need to do anything - just sit here. MUKGA

 

[Lever]

5:18 now
Seems like the PM has done a U-turn on the time of his announcement.
Surprised?

 

[vegster]

Ah well, I purchased a load of bog rolls and booze this morning so Happy Christmas to NSC!

Ah, so it was you I saw leaving Morrisons Worthing with 48 cans of Carling?

 

[pastafarian]

Further evidence, if any were needed, that this pandemic needs to be treated as a national emergency, not fragmented down to the four constituent nations.

Bearing in mind the evidence of many on here - and the evidence of my own eyes too - too many people are failing to wear masks in supermarkets. Time for it to become compulsory, IMHO - no mask, no entry, no exceptions; do your shopping on line, or get someone to do it for you.

Popped into a little bakery shop today for a Cornish pasty, the old dear behind the counter struck up a conversation….” Looks like a lockdown coming, we should put the army on the streets and shoot the anti maskers and young people”

Considering I was the only person in the shop and don’t think I have been in there for 2 years I thought it was a particularly strange off the cuff comment to make to a stranger.

Anyway, she completely put me off my thought process and I left with a chicken tikka slice instead.

 

[pastafarian]

Ah, so it was you I saw leaving Morrisons Worthing with 48 cans of Carling?

Every time i see Guppy in there he has a tin of mushrooms and thats it.
God know what his diet is.

 

[Dick Head]

Every time i see Guppy in there he has a tin of mushrooms and thats it.
God know what his diet is.

'Followers of the M-Plan (reportedly including celebrities Katy Perry and Kelly Osbourne) replace one meal each day with a mushroom-based meal. After 14 days, they claim to have slimmer thighs and tinier waistlines, but maintain their cleavage.' [link]

It's good for your moobs.