Plymuff playin Noocastle t'noite..

[Twinkle Toes]

..That's a long ol' poke innit?

 

[Johnny Fever]

820 'effin mile round trip. Struth

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Ask any self-respecting Geordie if they know who built The Ark and they usually answer, 'Noah...'

(Try saying it slowly out loud to transport yourself many miles northward...)

 

[skipper734]

Greenarmy

 

[empire]

Big dave going

 

[Ding Dong !]

Get on ya janner

 

[cardboard]

e Janners

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Big dave going

Oi dunno, but he said summut 'bout the money 'e saved with them rodents 'e reckoned 'e were buyin' Dietmar Van Nostrilboy frargoyle innert!

GREENARMY!!